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Seungmin

Bang Seungmin
Lee Seungmin
Yang Seungmin
Hwang Seungmin
Jung Seungmin
Kim Seungmin
09:55

What
10:34

Okay it's Kim
Thanks for the info

Wtf
You?? Could?? Have?? Just?? Asked??

I didn't know if you would have replied
Anyways this method worked so I'm good now

What's yours?

ItS a SeCReT

Is that supposed to be me
?

Yes
I did it so well that you guessed it instantly

Uhm sure
Keep dreaming
I don't sound like that

You're the one that should stop dreaming old guy
You sound EXACTLY like that

You should respect me you child

Nah
Never did and never will

Moving on
Did Jeongin tell you anything?

Who knows

Just reply to the fucking question

Calm your shit old guy
He didn't tell me anything
YET

If he does I'll kill with own very beautiful hands

It sounded serious until the very beautiful

I just said the truth
My hands are BEAUTIFUL

I doubt
Old people have like wrinkly hands

I'll slap you with my hands
And you will thank me you ungrateful child
You'll see how fucking beautiful my hands are

Send pics or it's not real

1 photo sent

Wtf
I WAS JOKING

Oh
Be blessed by their beauty then
Think of it as a gift

Uh
No thanks
That ring's kinda cute tho

It's a gift from a friend

You have friends?
That is very surprising

Yes I do
And you know one of them
Jeongin

Aw come on
Jeongin doesn't count
He's friends with everyone basically
If he wanted to he could befriend even a fucking chair

That's true

So you admit that you don't have friends

No
It's true that everyone is friends with Jeongin
I DO have friends

Yes
You have me
The greatest friend you could ever wish for

I never wished for you
You were probably wishing for someone extremely handsome and funny like me

You never wished for me but I blessed you with my friendship
I mean people pay me to be their friends

Really?

Yes
A guy once gave me 50k won to be his friend for a week

That poor guy must have been really desperate if he wanted to be friends with you

Mh yeah
He was always by himself
He was pretty funny tho
Anyways
I'll get going now
I need to study for the last tests before winter break starts
Bye oldie
11:07

Bye child
11:08


Author note: Okay small fun fact, someone actually did pay me to be their friends once. I guess they couldn't resist my incredible charm *hair swish*

Anyway, I hope you're enjoying this ff as much I enjoy writing this :)

Have a good day or night!

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