(We see BroZone getting ready for showtime)
BroZone Stage Manager: One minute to showtime.
(Baby Branch is looking at the crowd chanting through the curtains)
Crowd: [cheering] BroZone, BroZone, BroZone. BroZone!
Audience member 1: BroZone, yeah!
Audience member 2: We love you, BroZone!
(John Dory is making plans for tonight's show)
John Dory: All right, guys. We're gonna open with "Girl, Baby, Baby" and close with "Baby, Baby, Girl." Wait, no. That doesn't sound right. Ooh! I got it. Open with "Baby, Baby, Girl," close with "Baby, Baby, Girl, Woman." Yes! [laughing] We are gonna make boy band history tonight.
Spruce: [groaning] 510. 511. 512.
John Dory: Love it, Brother. I wanna see a hundred more of those by showtime, Spruce. Those abs need to be poppin', baby.
Spruce: Oh! Come on. [his abs start twinkling]
John Dory: Gawd, I wanna boil an egg on those abs.
Clay: [he is embarrassed as he is seen wearing Funderdrawers] John Dory, do I really have to keep wearing these things?
John Dory; Yes, you do, Clay. They're Funderdrawers. It's underwear, but 76% more fun. Let's see those dance moves, Brother.
Clay: Fine. Rusty Robot, into Wiggle Worm, end on Caliente Puppet. Yeah. [sticks out his tongue]
Floyd: Bro, you look stressed. Breathe.
John Dory: Well, of course I'm stressed, Floyd. It's the first show of the tour. We have to hit the Perfect Family Harmony. We promised the fans.
Floyd: Okay, calm down. You're making Baby Branch nervous.
(Through the curtains, Baby Branch is seen watching the audience chanting for BroZone)
Crowd: [chanting] BroZone! BroZone!
John Dory: What? Nervous? No, no, no. He's not allowed to be nervous. He's gotta be perfect.
Floyd: Cut him some slack, John Dory. It's his first show.
Spruce: [grunting] Come on, abs.
Floyd: [walks up to Branch] Hey, Branch. How you feeling?
Baby Branch: I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and...
Floyd: Pee your pants all at once?
Baby Branch: How'd you know?
Floyd: Ah, you got the pre-show jitters. Completely normal. Everyone gets 'em. You wanna know what I do when I get 'em?
Baby Branch: Barf, pass out and pee your pants?
Floyd: [chuckles] I remember that I'm with my brothers, and that when we come together, there is nothing that we can't do.
Baby Branch: But no one's ever hit the Perfect Family Harmony before. Is it true it can shatter diamonds? [his eyes twinkle]
Floyd: Yeah. It's that powerful.
John Dory: All right, boys, just remember, no matter what you do, follow my lead.
Floyd: Or maybe, let's just go out there and have fun together.
Clay: It's just so much pressure. [gulps]
BroZone Stage Manager: Ten seconds!
Spruce: A-And what happens if we can't hit it?
John Dory: Oh, that's not an option. If we can't hit the perfect family harmony, we aren't perfect. And if we aren't perfect, we're nothing. Just follow my lead, and the harmony will happen.
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