(John Dory is seen driving to Mount Rageous)
(music playing)
John Dory: I found where this Velvet and Veneer were performing that night.
💜Sweet dreams are made of this💜
💜Who am I to disagree?💜
💚I traveled the world and the seven seas💚
💚Everybody's looking for something💚
💜Hold your head up💜
💚Movin' on💚
💜Keep your head up💜
💚Movin' on💚
💜Hold your head up💜
💚Movin' on💚
💜Keep your head up💜
💚Movin' on💚
💜Traveled the world and the seven seas💜
(Determined, John Dory puts on his goggles, uses his hair to reach the ventilation ducts)
💜Yeah!💜
(crowd cheering)
(John Dory enters the twins' dressing room. It reveals Floyd trapped in a perfume bottle made out of diamond, and next to it is a gold squeeze bulb where the twins squeeze the bulb and spray it at their vocal cords to sing like angels)
John Dory: And there was Floyd.
(John Dory skydives to the vanity, where Floyd is trapped. He lands there face first)
John Dory: [groans] Yo, Floyd!
Floyd: John Dory? I can't believe it. I never thought I'd see any of my brothers again.
John Dory: I'm gonna get you out of here, bro.
Floyd: No, you've gotta get out of here. You don't understand. Velvet and Veneer are giant, pop-obsessed succubi with no talent, and they've been stealing mine. And they'll be back any minute for more.
John Dory: What? That's even worse than lipsynching. Not my brother. Not today. [grunting]
(John Dory pulls out a variety of weapons in order to destroy the diamond bottle, but with no success)
Floyd: John. John. Stop. The bottle is made of diamond. And there's only one thing that's powerful enough to shatter diamond.
John Dory: Right. A diamond-shattering diamond hammer. Where can we get one of those?
Floyd: No, John. It's the Perfect Family Harmony.
John Dory: [gasping] Of course. The Perfect Family Harmony.
(The brothers hear Velvet's approaching voice)
Velvet: Our voices sound like garbage! We are dying out there. [groans] What we need is more Troll.
(The pop-star twins are coming)
Floyd: Run, John Dory. Save yourself.
(John Dory shoots a grappling hook)
John Dory: [grunting] Don't worry, Floyd. I'll be back with the bros. You have my word.
(Cut to Branch, thinking about Floyd)
Branch: Floyd.
Poppy: So, you came here to get the band back together and sing the Perfect Family Harmony.
John Dory: Yeah.
Branch: Oh, yeah. So we can attempt to sing something we've only tried once and failed so miserably at that we broke up and never talked to each other again.
Poppy: We are so in.
Branch: What? Uh... Could you give us a second? [pushes Poppy away]
King Gristle: Huh?
Branch: Okay, what are you doing?
Poppy: This is your second chance with your brothers, Branch.
Branch: [sighs] It's not that easy, okay? You don't get it. You don't have any siblings.
Poppy: That's my point. Branch, you are so lucky to have a brother to fight for. I mean, if I had a sister... [gasps] ...it would be so perfect.
(This confuses King Peppy)
Poppy: We'd be best friends and we'd teach each other things. We'd never fight, we'd have each other's backs. We wouldn't talk 'cause we'd think the same thoughts. Everyone would ask us if we're twins, and we'd be like, "Well, not technically"—
Branch: Poppy.
Poppy: But... if she were ever in trouble, I would do everything I could to help her. I would show up.
Branch: [sighs] Okay, listen. If there was a brother that I might do this for, and I'm not saying there is, it would be Floyd.
Poppy: I'm not hearing "no."
John Dory: Yes! Works for me.
Poppy: Yeah! BroZone 2.0. BroZone reunion. BroZone, here we bro again. BroZone, where'd they bro? I don't know. We're gonna find them.
(ground rumbling)
Branch: Whoa!
Poppy: [gasps]
John Dory: Hey, looks like our ride's here.
(And here comes Rhonda!)
Rhonda: [groaning]
John Dory: Here she is!
(Rhonda lands)
Rhonda: [panting]
King Gristle: Ooh. That's coming out of the deposit.
John Dory: Meet Rhonda, y'all. Ain't she a beaut?
Rhonda: [trumpets, pants]
Branch: She's, uh, really something. [Rhonda licks Poppy]
Poppy: Um, I guess she likes me?
John Dory: Yeah, she does. Or she's marking you as prey. Can never quite tell with Rhonda. [chuckles]
(Poppy titters)
King Gristle: Uh, guys? If you don't mind, I really cannot wait another minute to marry this gorgeous specimen. [kisses]
Miss Maxine: [clears throat] I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Bridget: [yells]
(both kissing)
(all cheering)
Both: [kissing]
(King Gristle moans)
John Dory: Okay, all aboard who's going aboard.
Poppy: [to her friends] Bye, everybody! We're getting the band back together!
Guy Diamond: Bye, Poppy.
King Peppy: Bye, Poppy.
Aunt Smead: Have fun, you crazy kids.
Poppy: [to Bridget and Gristle] Have an awesome honeymoon!
Bridget: Thanks, Poppy.
Poppy: I love you guys!
Prince D: Peace out, Poppy.
Biggie: See you later, Poppy.
Rhonda: [groaning] Beep-beep.
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Trolls Band Together
FanfictionPoppy discovers that Branch and his four brothers were once part of her favorite boy band. When one of his siblings, Floyd, gets kidnapped by a pair of nefarious villains, Branch and Poppy embark on a harrowing and emotional journey to reunite the o...
