"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." – Jo Brand
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"Suuuuuuushi..."
"Assholeeeee..."
"Erin's being a meanie."
"What else is new?"
"Wow, thanks for the assistance."
"Fletcher, you deal with her every day. Aren't you used to it by now?"
"Yeah, but she's being more of a meanie than usual!"
"Fine, I'll talk to her. Send her over."
"Roger that."
"My name isn't Roger."
"What?"
"What?"
"Roger that is a common phrase, Sushi! I'm so disappointed in you."
"It can't be that common if I've never heard of it."
"Whatever floats your boat."
"Whatever floats your goat."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
