"God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate." – Unknown
P.S. #88 in Short Story! Thank you!
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"Stop hanging up on me!"
"It was the best solution to alleviate–"
"Also, I'm the one with the problem!"
"What are you talking about?"
"It's my secret that was leaked, so you don't have the right to be mad!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Your Majesty! Shall I grab some tissues for you to sob into?"
"You think sarcasm is appropriate right now? Fuck, even my pet goldfish has more empathy than you!"
"Your wha–"
"I've put up with your jealousy and mood swings for so long, and you repay me with this? I've tolerated a lot from you, but sure, keep being the ungrateful bitch that you are!"
"..."
"..."
"What did you just call me?"
"Oh my god, I can't believe I– I swear I didn't mean that. Sushi, I'm–"
"This is what I get for trying to apologise about a secret I didn't leak?"
"I wasn't thinking when I called you that! I was just so mad. I'm so–"
"Save the apology for something who cares, since I no longer do."
"Sushi, please–"
"Oh, and you can spare me one last favor. Never call me Sushi again."
"Wait–"
"..."
"Shit, what have I done?"
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Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
