Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER
HOW COULD YOU
YOU TOLD MY LITTLE BROTHER YOUR NAME BUT NOT ME
YOU JUST MET HIM
well he was a very nice boy
I think Rory fits him
NO YOU BETRAYED ME YOU TRAITOR
🎶 You betrayed me🎶
And I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah
NO NOT THE SOUR ALBUM
You'd talk to him
While I was throwing up
Texted you at your worst
But that didn't matter
NO IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
YOU CAN STOP SINGING NOW
It took you 13 minutes
To go off and tell him
Guess you didn't cheat
🎶But you're still a traitor🎶
Are you done now
Yes 🙄
Yes I am 😠
Look, your brother was very reasonable and convincing
HOW
Well
He told me his name and it would only be fair if I told mine
Really that's your reason
Um yeah
And he said he would use that knowledge against you
Oh yeah Ik
He already is
BFNHBGBFHBGFH
what is he already saying
"Oh can you take me to the arcade with my friends"
"Can you wash the dishes for me"
"Be a kind sister and do something for me and then I'll give you his name"
I knew I wouldn't be disappointed when he told me he'll use it against you
Ik I'm so angry at myself
Why
BECAUSE IM THE ONE WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO BE A MANIPULATIVE ICON
I DID SO WELL HE HAS USED IT AGAINST ME
AND ITS WORKING
when the tables have finally turned
IK
AND I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN
BUT IT HAPPEN
😡
Please tell me your name
Pretty please
With extra whip creme (I looked up what British people call whip cream and it said "squirty cream" so I just left it as whip cream)
And a cherry on top
No I'm not going to let you use your manipulative ways on me
Please
Zachary?
Nope
that is not my name
Angus?
Jackie?
Grayson?
Jared?
Still a no
Oh come on Wilfred
Please tell me
No
Freddie?
Benson?
No I am not an Icarly character
Bertie?
Bernard?
Bernie?
Sanders?
Okay now you are just teasing
Rhubarb?
I am not a fruit
Okay Rhubarb whatever you say 🙄
Rhubarb is your new name now
Since you won't tell me your actual one 😌
Okay Fiona 🙂
Really Fiona
Is that all you got
My fake name I made for you is better
This is not a competition
To you maybe
Okay Dorthy
mm it's okay
Beatrix?
Nah not feeling it
Tabitha
Are you even trying
OKAY FINE HESTER
HOW ABOUT THAT
I kinda like it
You are a weird fellow Hester
And so are you Rhubarb 😊
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A/N: thank you all for reading. Rhubarb and Hester won't know each other's real names just yet. Also I wanted to give you a heads up that I am visiting family so updates might be a little slow. Please vote if you want, I would really appreciate it. Hope you all have a great day :)
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