Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER
OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THIS FUNNY STORY THAT HAPPENED LIKE 3 YEARS AGO
OOH TELL ME
well this story is mainly about my brother but anyways
I want to know what young Rory was like
So he was like 13-14 and he really liked this girl that he met online
I think she was like 15-16 idrkOlder girl I see 😏
So he was trying to impress her
So every time she said or did something he would lie and say he has done it or knows what she's talking aboutThat's a yikes move right there
IK THATS WHAT I AM SAYING
so one time the girl said that she was stoned
Oh no
I don't like where this is headingbut my brother didn't know what "stoned meant"
Omg the innocence of that child
So he LIED and said "oh yeah I get stoned all the time"
OMG NOOOO
And what's worse
I guess he was in the family room and sitting by my MUMwrong move bud
And my mum SAW the text and grabbed his phone
She yelled at him asking "YOU GET STONED"
And my brother responded so innocently like "yeah all the time"OMG
And my mum asked like "how, where"
AND HE SAID "at the house, here"
"Any where I can get stoned"🤦
So my mum bursted into my room saying "DID YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER GETS STONED AND THATS HE TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT GETTING STONED.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BUY DRUGS"I just like how she automatically thinks you would know what he's doing
EXACTLY
LIKE IM NOT THE PARENT YOU AREso then she showed me the message and I was like oh, he has no clue what any of this means. So I asked him "so how do you get stoned"
AND HE SAID WITH A ROCK
BAHHABHABHA
PLS 😭💀
"WITH A ROCK"And my mum was furious and I was just trying hold my laughter
I WOULD BE JUST DYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AFTER HE SAID THAT
Not including the fact that my mom was saying he is lying and saying that's not how you get stoned
Well obviously ma'am
And she finally figured out that he has no clue what "stoned means and how to get stoned"
My brother admitted that he lied but THEN
THEN 😳
THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORYHe said "well I want to know so I can impress Makayla"
And both me and my mum were like WHO THE HELL IS MAKAYLA ?
WAIT IS MAKAYLA THE GIRL
YES 😭😭
Was the girl American
Yea
NO NOT THE AMERICANS
LOL
Poor Rory, the ROCK crushed his heart way before the girl did
PLS 😭🖐
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A/N: thank you for reading, sorry for the slow update. I had some writers block. This chapter was actually inspired by a TikTok that popped up on my fyp the @urgirladrie it should be the second top video if you want to hear the actual story. I hope you enjoyed and please vote if you want. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)
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