Chapter 18

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Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THIS FUNNY STORY THAT HAPPENED LIKE 3 YEARS AGO

OOH TELL ME

well this story is mainly about my brother but anyways

I want to know what young Rory was like

So he was like 13-14 and he really liked this girl that he met online
I think she was like 15-16 idrk

Older girl I see 😏

So he was trying to impress her
So every time she said or did something he would lie and say he has done it or knows what she's talking about

That's a yikes move right there

IK THATS WHAT I AM SAYING

so one time the girl said that she was stoned

Oh no
I don't like where this is heading

but my brother didn't know what "stoned meant"

Omg the innocence of that child

So he LIED and said "oh yeah I get stoned all the time"

OMG NOOOO

And what's worse
I guess he was in the family room and sitting by my MUM

wrong move bud

And my mum SAW the text and grabbed his phone

She yelled at him asking "YOU GET STONED"
And my brother responded so innocently like "yeah all the time"

OMG

And my mum asked like "how, where"
AND HE SAID "at the house, here"
"Any where I can get stoned"

🤦

So my mum bursted into my room saying "DID YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER GETS STONED AND THATS HE TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT GETTING STONED.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BUY DRUGS"

I just like how she automatically thinks you would know what he's doing

EXACTLY
LIKE IM NOT THE PARENT YOU ARE

so then she showed me the message and I was like oh, he has no clue what any of this means. So I asked him "so how do you get stoned"

AND HE SAID WITH A ROCK

BAHHABHABHA
PLS 😭💀
"WITH A ROCK"

And my mum was furious and I was just trying hold my laughter

I WOULD BE JUST DYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AFTER HE SAID THAT

Not including the fact that my mom was saying he is lying and saying that's not how you get stoned

Well obviously ma'am

And she finally figured out that he has no clue what "stoned means and how to get stoned"

My brother admitted that he lied but THEN

THEN 😳
THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY

He said "well I want to know so I can impress Makayla"

And both me and my mum were like WHO THE HELL IS MAKAYLA ?

WAIT IS MAKAYLA THE GIRL

YES 😭😭

Was the girl American

Yea

NO NOT THE AMERICANS

LOL

Poor Rory, the ROCK crushed his heart way before the girl did

PLS 😭🖐

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A/N: thank you for reading, sorry for the slow update. I had some writers block. This chapter was actually inspired by a TikTok that popped up on my fyp the @urgirladrie it should be the second top video if you want to hear the actual story.  I hope you enjoyed and please vote if you want. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)

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