dream. | park jisung

SMORT

DREAM

chenle
so yesterday when you
were being followed
you knew they'd hacked
your phone, exactly how
long it would take for them
to get to you based on that
route you planned and
you even knew you were a
specific target

chenle
you also knew that at
no point did any of the
three men look at a
photo of you to make
sure it was you but
clearly you were a
target because they
hacked your phone

chenle
i have questions

chenle
how did you know how
long it would take for
them to get to you, how
did you know they hacked
you, why did you know
exactly what to do and
how they would most
likely react, and who tf
even are you?

me
i told you

me
that's for me to know
and for you to never
find out

renjun
what are you some kind
of fbi agent or smth

me
not really

me
i'm just well educated and
quick thinking

jeno
i don't mean to be mean
but i thought you were
dumb

me
oh i am

me
until shit gets serious

me
then i'm a whole new
person

mark
while that was super
freaky it was so fkn
cool

jaemin
you were like a super
spy

haechan
at one point it felt like
you started stalking them
because you knew
exactly what they were
gonna do like you've been
watching their every move
for months

me
thank you

jisung
why didn't you tell me
first

me
you were asleep

jisung
but still

jisung
next time tell me first

me
NEXT TIME

me
YOU EXPECT IT TO
HAPPEN AGAIN

jisung
that's not what i meant

me
im just kidding

me
i will tell you first

me
but anyways y'all i'm
hungry

jeno
are you asking us for
food again

me
i didn't ask you for food
you attacked me until
i let you send me food

jeno
and i'd do it again

me
k

jisung
what do you want to eat

jisung
i'll bring it to you

me
you don't have to bring
it here

me
just get it delivered

jisung
nah i'm bored and i
wanna see you so i'll
just bring it to you

me
in that case sure do
what you want

me
i feel like sushi tho

jisung
mkay i'll go get it now

jisung
what do you want

me
just get anything i'll
probably eat it

jisung
helpful

me
<3

renjun
so while he's out

renjun
are you or are you not
an undercover fbi
agent because i
personally would
believe that you are

me
no i'm not

me
i told you i'm just smart

chenle
smort

haechan
snort

me
my tummy's grumbling

jaemin
AWWW YOU SAID
TUMMY

me
...

me
you good?

jaemin
no you're so cute

me
<3

chenle
dude don't flirt with
jisung's girlfriend lolol

me
yh don't flirt with me

jeno
WOAH YOU DIDNT
DENY IT?!?!!

me
calm down of course not

me
because if i do y'all will
keep picking on me

me
so fuck you losers

haechan
YOURE SO MEAN

YUTA

hey hyung

do you know what sushi
minji likes

why

i'm getting her food and
then going to hang out
with her

she likes tuna the best
but she'll eat anything

okay thank you

hey

yes?

if you fuck it up with
her

i'll turn you into sushi
and eat you myself

got it?

yes sir!