dream. | park jisung

PAULINE

DREAM

me
yo

me
wanna know what's
weird

me
and before i say anything
i apologise to anyone
who is named this ily

mark
what

haechan
i know what's weird

jeno
belly buttons

chenle
butts

jaemin
teeth

renjun
toes

jisung
you guys

jisung
and also blue cheese

me
no

me
the name pauline

me
like ?????

me
wot

jaemin
it is a unique one

me
no but imagine giving
birth and looking at
your child and saying
you look like a pauline

chenle
you look like a john

renjun
you look like a susan

jaemin
you look like a gertrude

jeno
you look like an eric

mark
you look like a paul

me
LIKE WTF ITS WEIRD

me
how do you look at
a baby and immediately
think "this is your
name until you're legally
of age to change it"

me
like how can you do that

me
do mothers never worry
about hating the name
penelope in six years

me
because i would

chenle
if that isn't fax

renjun
that's the only reason
why i wouldn't want
children cause i'd be
too stressed about their
name and end up naming
them after the first thing
i saw

renjun
or i'd say "oi!" or "you!"
or "hey!" so often my
child would think that
was it's name

haechan
you shouldn't have
kids you'd be too
embarrassed

renjun
why

haechan
coz they'd be taller
than you as soon as
they come out of the
womb

renjun
fuck you

jaemin
lmao renjun is short

me
FACtual

renjun
you shut up you can
barely see over the
kitchen counter

jisung
shut up at least she's cute

me
thank you

me
i prefer manly but still

me
MANLY SEA EAGLES
LESHGO

mark
manly sea eagles??

haechan
why're the sea eagles
manly