dream. | park jisung

SEDUCTION

DREAM

jaemin
so like y'all wanna
know the tea or not

haechan
OOO SPILL

mark
i don't really like tea but
sure

jisung
I SAID IT WASNT WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS

me
wtf is going on in here
on this day

jeno
WERE SPILLING TEA

me
blegh i hate tea

jaemin
well you're gonna like
this tea

me
no i won't but try me

jaemin
MINJI AND JISUNG WERE
GOING TO DO IT AT
THREE O'CLOCK
THIS MORNING

me
you MOTHER-

me
HOLD ME BACK HOLD
ME BACK BRO

jisung
YOU DONKEY WE WERE
NOT IF YOU LISTENED
WHEN WE EXPLAINED
YOU WOULDNT SOUND
SO STUPUD RN

jisung
we were NOT going to
do anything, she
wouldn't turn her phone
off so i took it off her
and then she tried to
SEDUCE me and then
she grabbed it again
and dropped it in her
shirt so i ACTED like
i was going to put my
hand up her shirt to
grab it but i had to
pin her down to STOP
HER FROM MOVING
so while it looked weird
it most certainly was not
dirty

jeno
WHILE THEN WHY WAS
SHE MOANING AND
GROANING HUHH

me
I WAS TERRIFIED

me
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW SCARY YA BOY
LOOKS WHEN HE TRIES
TO MAKE SEXY
EXPRESSIONS THEIR
SO HOT ITS SCARY

me
I THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO EAT ME

renjun
yh eat you out

me
🤮🤮🤮

me
EWWWW STOP THATS
SO GROSS GET OUT

chenle
ew don't ruin it

mark
wtf is this shit

jisung
ew minji we're breaking
up i no longer love you
after reading that

me
good i was thinking
the same thing

me
but actually jisung i've
been wondering

me
how is it that you were
so easily seduced

me
like all i did was shake my
ass and you were a goner

jisung
I WAS NOT EASILY
SEDUCED I WAS TIRED
AF

me
mkay buddy boy you
believe what you want
and i'll believe the truth

jisung
i genuinely believe
i know longer love you

me
GOOD IM GLAD

jeno
WOAH JAEMIN YOU
HAVE GOT TO STOP
STARTING FIGHTS
BETWEEN THEM

jaemin
i feel like this is the first
time i've done that but
i also disagree with that
so yes and no

jeno
what

jaemin
idek man

haechan
OMG THIS CHAT IS SO
CONFUSING I LOOKED
AWAY FOR A SECOND
AND SUDDENLY JIJI
ISNT TOGETHER ANYMORE
BUT THEY TRIED TO HAVE
SEX AT THREE AM AND
JAEMIN DOESNT KNOW
HOW TO USE WORDS

jaemin
FUCK YOU MAN I DO
KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS

haechan
THATS A LIE AND YOU
KNOW IT

me
jisung let's run away together

jisung
you got it dude

chenle
ooh take me with you

me
wait i gotta tell yuta tho

jaemin
don't forget to tell him
about this morning

me
WHY WOULD I TELL HIM
ABOUT THAT WTF

jaemin
idk i thought you told
him everything

me
ALTHOUGH THAT IS
TRUE I WOULD NOT
TELL HIM ABOUT
THIS MORNING
REGARDLESS OF
WETHER KR NOT
WE WERE GOING TO
DO ANYTHING

jaemin
which you were

me
OMG LET ME AT HIM

jisung
no don't hurt him he's
just underdeveloped

me
yeah well i'll stop his
development altogether
if he doesn't SHUT HIS
MOUTH

renjun
you're such an aggressive
mouse i love it

me
I WILL DESTROY YOU
ALL

jeno
are you screaming at
your window

me
IM BEING INTIMIDATING

me
fear me you mere mortals

jisung
you look so silly

jisung
look

jisung
*video*

me
LMFAO WHY DO I LOOK
LIKE THAT

jisung
so cute

me
i know right bby

jisung
okay now shut up i'm
coming over

me
EXCUSE ME