dream. | park jisung

MINECRAFT

DREAM

me
y'all guess what

me
i'm officially single so
if y'all tryna hmu then do
it

jaemin
not this shit again

me
no literally i no longer
have a boyfriend

renjun
why what happened

me
we were playing minecraft
and we were mining and
i had my dog in the mine with
us and this idiot started
DIGGING UPWARDS AND A
SHIT TON OF GRAVEL FELL
ON MY DOG AND KILLED
IT

chenle
that's so not cool

me
I KNOW THAT WHY I
BROKE UP WITH HIM

jisung
COME ON YOU KILLED
MY PIG FOR FOOD

me
THATS WHAT THEYRE
FOR

jisung
PORKY WAS DIFFERENT

me
ITS NAME WAS PORKY

me
WHY WOULD I LET IT
LIVE LIKE THAT

jisung
BECAUSE I LOVED HIM

me
i officially hate you

me
you killed my dog you eat
my shit that's how it goes

mark
i'm so done with you
two i swear on haechans
life

haechan
WHY MY LIFE

mark
i'm telling the truth so it
actually doesn't matter

haechan
whatever

me
literally i will date anyone
else i'm tryna piss him off
coz he KILLED MY DOG

me
AND THEN HE LAUGHED
DID I MENTION HE LAUGHED

jisung
IM SORRY WHAT MORE
DO YOU WANT

me
a gucci belt, a new phone,
an ipad, new airpods, a bong
and an nct lightstick for free

jisung
okay sure i'll get you all
of those things

jisung
except the bong why would
you want that

me
oh i wouldn't use it they just
look cool

jisung
well i don't know where
you buy those nor do i
think they're legal so no

me
party pooper

mark
you're not getting a
bong wether you'd use
it to smoke or shove it
up your ass you won't be
getting one

me
WHY THE FUCK WOULD
I SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

mark
IDK I FEEL LIKE YOUD DO
THAT

jeno
i'm literally gonna start
crying yall confusing af

jaemin
DO NOT BUY HER A BONG
NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS

jisung
was not planning on it

renjun
how do you even know
what a bong is

me
netflix bitch

renjun
okay

chenle
HE KILLED YOUR DOG
YOU SHOULD KILL HIM

chenle
OR AT LEAST THROW ALL
OF HIS BELONGINGS IN
LAVA

me
omg you're so intelligent

jisung
NO I WORKED REALLY
HARD FOR THIS SHIT

me
AND I ALMOST GOT
KILLED BY MY DOG
TRYING TO TAME IT
AND THEN TOU
KILLED IT SO SHUT UP

jisung
i will literally do anything
just don't throw anything
in lava

me
fine i'll burn your house
down

jisung
okay thank you

jisung
WAIT WTF NO

jisung
I HAVE GOLD ILL GIVE
IT TO YOU

me
EVERYONE KNOWS GOLD
SUCKS SHIT

me
ITS USELESS

renjun
i literally don't understand
minecraft isn't gold second
best to diamond

me
NO IT BREAKS AS SOON
AS YOU HSE JT UNLESS
YOU ENCHANT IT BUT IT
STILL ISNT EVEN THAT
GOOD

renjun
why does everyone get so
excited for gold then

me
it used to mean you were
close to diamond but idk
if it's the same now

me
also you needed it to spawn
herobrine

jisung
DONT EVEN HE WAS MY
FAVOURITE GLITCH

me
stfu you noob

jaemin
i swear y'all started dating
and now you just hate
each other all the time

me
if that's not facts-

jisung
it's true

jeno
how does that even make
sense

me
well he knows i love him
now so i don't have to be
nice

jisung
agreed

chenle
THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY
SENSE

me
yes it does

jisung
if you knew anything you'd
know that it makes sense

mark
OMG NUST SHUT UP

haechan
GHEY DONT EVEN GET
THIS MAD AT ME WTF
MINJI LMAO