AGAIN

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me
guys i'm sorry i have
bad news

wooyoung
YOUVE HAD THE DOG
FOR THREE DAYS AND
ITS ALREADY DEAD WTF
YUNA

yunho
omg cho is dead?

seonghwa
wait what happened

hongjoong
maybe if you morons
let her explain you'd
know

seonghwa
fuck you that was really
mean

hongjoong
shush it was not mean

san
why do you only ever
tell seonghwa hyung to
shush and never shut up

san
you always tell the rest of
us to shut up but never
shush

hongjoong
that's not true shut up
san

san
TF?!

mingi
yuna what's your bad
news

me
THE DOG KEEPS
MAKING ME CRY

seonghwa
awww you love him
that much

me
WELL YEAH BUT I
THINK I MIGHT BE
ALLERGIC TO HIM
OR SMTH BECAUSE
I CANT BREATHE
AFTER IVE CUDDLED
HIM AND I GET ALL
STUFFY AND SHIT

me
AM I SUDDENLY
ALLERGIC TO DOGS

yunho
omg no please don't
tell me you're allergic to
dogs

me
I DONT KNOW BUT I
DONT WANT HIM TO
LEAVE ME

yeosang
have you given him a
bath yet

me
no why

yeosang
maybe you're allergic
to something the shelter
used to wash him

me
oh

yunho
that actually makes sense
coz you've never been
allergic to dogs

me
except you i'm allergic
to you

yunho
i'm not a dog?

me
tell your fans that

me
you're their golden
retriever

yunho
oh i am aren't i

me
i'm not allergic to yeosang
tho and he's a maltese
and a doberman sooooo

me
it's just golden retrievers
then

yunho
fuck you

me
suck my massive peen

wooyoung
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY
MASSIVE

me
omg wooyoung just
because your peen
is the size of my pinky
doesn't mean you
always have to be so
defensive about it

wooyoung
THE FUCK?!

me
okay well i'm going to
give cho a bath now

mingi
good luck

me
thanks min

san
OMGOODNESS YOU
TWO KISSED DIDNT YOU

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