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me
and that's how i came to
actually have a giant penis

san
i feel so enlightened

yeosang
did i just get smarter

jongho
??

hongjoong
i wasn't present for the
beginning of the convo
and i cannot be bothered
nor do i feel safe scrolling
back to find out how we
got here

seonghwa
wow i'm so afraid of everything
you just said yuna

me
yep

me
that's how i get so many
bitches it's like i'm a
magnet or something

wooyoung
teach me your ways

san
is a stadium of 10k+
people who paid to see
you sing and dance not
enough for you

yeosang
after that... nothing will
ever be enough for me

wooyoung
i personally feel the need
to see this giant cock of
yours yuna

me
sorry

me
i can't just show it to
whoever you'll have to
pay me

mingi
i didn't have to pay ;)

me
MINGI

yunho
WAIT HOLD UP SEX ?????

yunho
LIKE FR THO

me
NO WE DIDNT STOP
BEING WEIRD WE DIDNT

wooyoung
OMG YOU TOTALLT DID

mingi
psh no

san
omg you two are so obvious
just say you fucked and we
can move on

me
...

me
maybe idk

mingi
yeah we did

me
MINGI YOU SAID YOU
WOULDNT GIVE INTO
PEER PRESSURE AND
YOU IMMEDIATELY DID
HOW CAN I EVER TRUST
WITH ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN

mingi
IM LESS CONCERNED
ABOUT MY LACK OF
WILLPOWER THAN I AM
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
YUNHO HAS BEEN
SILENT FOR SO LONG

yunho
sorry i'm just so confused

yunho
how did mingi and yuna

yunho
my best friend and my sister

yunho
how

me
SO WE CAN GET MARRIED
BUT WERE NEVER
ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX

yunho
OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU
WHORES

mingi
????

me
what kind of backwards
logic

wooyoung
all i'm saying is congratulations
you're no longer losers

yeosang
why're you congratulating
them for doing it

san
yeah that's low key weird

jongho
they totally fist bumped
afterwards tho

me
HOW TF DID YOU KNOW
THAT

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