Hades left maleficent for the most powerful goddess of darkness Nxy but when maleficent found out they were having a child, she became jealous with rage so she kidnapped child and left her for dead in an ally but when three imps come up for a kill M...
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In the van with Uncle Blizto, Auntie Loona, mommy and daddy
"I love this song! ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫" I sang along with him
"♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫" as uncle Blizto drive into an old crowded parking lot.
♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫ A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
"Uncle Bliz watch out!" i warn him
"Oh, shit! Fu-" he slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. He turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
"Suck for life?" I ask confused
"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Then he pulls out a megaphone and yells into it
"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels uncle Blitz lowers the megaphone, shocked
"Oh, shit! Verosika!" The pink imp blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
"Blitz-o."
"She's pretty." I admit smiling
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." uncle Blitz falls and faceplants onto the ground before I help him standing up
"...three Rings DOWN!"
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
"Hi I'm Lilith and you're pretty." I said up to her, she pats my head gently but uncle Blizt pulls me to his side
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika flips her long hair back
"So, your sister says "Hi" uncle Blitz angrily steps in front of Verosika.
"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Miss Verosika removes her sunglasses
"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."
