Hades left maleficent for the most powerful goddess of darkness Nxy but when maleficent found out they were having a child, she became jealous with rage so she kidnapped child and left her for dead in an ally but when three imps come up for a kill M...
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In the office on TV was a heavenly version of what uncle Blitz does but more kinder and nicer cause their angels from heaven
Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫
♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫
♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫
♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫
♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫
♫ There’s somethin' we can do! ♫
♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫
♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫
♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫
♫ We’ll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫
♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫
♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫
♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫
♫ And we’re here for all above! ♫
♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫
♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫
♫ So sit right back ♫
♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫
♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫
That's when uncle Blizt shot the TV spooking me a bit
"Ooops sorry Sweetie."
"Nice one, B!"
"Gimme another, Mox." Daddy nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears.
"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Daddy switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Daddy flinches in anticipation covering my eyes so I wouldn't see that.
"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..." daddy switches the channel again when a Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
