Hades left maleficent for the most powerful goddess of darkness Nxy but when maleficent found out they were having a child, she became jealous with rage so she kidnapped child and left her for dead in an ally but when three imps come up for a kill M...
I had a free period off so I go to hell for a bit to see what mom and dad are doing.
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When I get there I see mom literally mutilating a human cut out
"Mom?"
"Millie, honey. Is everything okay?" Mom hisses back at Dad and I in response, disturbing us even more, but she manages to calm down.
"Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex."
"Uh."
"Oh! Oh..."
"He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock.""
'Wait, what?"
"Gross."
"Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-" Mom punched the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Uncle Blitz enters the room on his phone shortly after.
"What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!"
"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-" He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits. Which i swear is gonna hunt me forever
"What is this?"
"Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them." Then we noticed a helicopter by the side of the building
"What the fuck is that?" The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall.
"Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!" Then all uncle Blitz photos fly out and I pray whoever sees them gounges their eyes out
"My research!" The helicopter approaches uncle Blitz, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.
"I.M.P? Right this way, please!"
"Uh, sir? What's going on?"
"Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us." We go into the helicopter
"Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea."
"It'll be fine. Now, get your asses moving." Uncle Blitz pushed Dad, Mom and I into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Mom and I noticed our seatbelts are broken.
"Is this thing safe?"
"Don't worry, we are professionals! The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"
"Ugh." I felt very uncomfortable
"I hate this place."
"Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?"
