Smoke And Mirrors ***completed***

Chapter 2.

Daisy flung open a cupboard as Honey watched on  in fascination. Her eye brows shot up at the row of pill bottles.
Daisy was running low on echinacea and also needed to replenish on her dipping potassium level. Her throat was a bit scratch and her sinus a bit stuffy. Apparently damping a poor sod could take its toll on her weak immune system she thought.
"I have tension headache," she said in the way of explanations as she washed down aspirins with a glass of sparkly mineral water.

"Are those legal?"

She gave Honey a withering look that had Honey backtracking, "where did you get your hair dyed?"

Daisy smiled.

"I did it myself. Peroxide on a comb. And to your other question the drugs are all prescribed by my doctor. For my allergies."

"That must be tough anyway you look sensational. Real classy. Did you also dye your pubic hair?"

"No. Damn I should have known that's a dead giveaway."

She said sarcastically flopping down at the sofa. Honey sat next to her.

"Stupid question after all you are black."

"Half black half white that kind of makes me exotic."

She said with a pleased look on her face that made Honey smile.

"What's with the British accent?"

"My dad's family is actually from Britain."

She tucked her feet beneath her facing Honey.

"Does that make you some kind of royalty or some lady with a fancy title? Don't tell me I have to be all proper and trim"

Honey smiled at the thought.

"Nothing so dramatic and not all Brits come from titled families. Why would someone even think that?"

She shook her head as if baffled by the thought but smiled nevertheless loving the easy batter.

"Don't think i am a push over you will have to pull your weight around here. Clean after yourself and that's include dishes, laundry,bathroom, whatever. I like a tidy place. No overnight guests, no parties, no loud music, no loud sex with a lover or yourself and my room is out of bounds. And lastly you should never touch any of my clothes or anything that's mine for that matter."

"This is about the pimple comment,"
Honey said with a smile looking at Daisy's face that gave her away. She tried to scowl but ended up smiling too," anyway I will  have to get back at you on some of those guidelines but i will just move my lazy ass out of your way while you clean and don't worry I will always leave my dirty laundry by my bedroom door."

"Like hell you will."

They burst out laughing.

"So Buff? What's the deal there?"

"Cheating boyfriend who thought I was a push over. We were enjoying plain nice vanilla sex. You know. The good regular," She blushed at this making Honey grin," but He is lucky I didn't sew his balls together. He was a jerk and I deserved getting screwed in every sense of the word though the vanilla sex with him was always like a quickie."

Honey laughed at the implication.

"I bet he has some winning qualities and he is kind of cute.
But you did put him in his place I bet he will never play another female. You showed him women have balls too."

"Why don't you have go at him then. And anyway why shouldn't we be women with vagina that thing can take a pounding."

Daisy retorted eliciting a laughter from Honey.