𝐇𝐞𝐲𝐲𝐲 || 𝖡𝖭𝖧𝖠 𝖷 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖿𝗂𝖼

~25~

it's been real quiet...🌚🌚🌚

our hobo ass teacher ❤️
okay i'm not even gonna question my username since this is important
does anyone know where y/n is?

my half and half husband
last i saw her she went to go to bed

our hobo ass teacher ❤️
okay but how long ago was that?

my half and half husband
5 days ago...

my lightning husband
SHEEEEESHHHH

my hardening husband
ayo was y/n kidnapped 👁👁

my explosive husband
WE GOTTA SAVE HER THEN DUMBASSES

my strong husband
kacchan we don't even know if she was actually kidnapped yet-

my explosive husband
SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU

our wifey ❤️
BAKUGOU
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT CURSING

our hobo ass teacher ❤️
Y/N WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

my taping husband
yea ur not in the dorms anywhere-

our wifey ❤️
i'm being sacrificed to demons 🌚🌚

my explosive husband
what the fuck does that even mean-

my strong husband
someone who speaks y/n translate for us please

my taping husband
mina said it means she's either on her period or it has something to do with her brothers

my half and half husband
so which is it??

our wifey ❤️
yes

my hardening husband
huh??

my taping husband
mina said that means both

our hobo ass teacher ❤️
y/n do you want me or midnight to come pick you up??

our wifey ❤️
ur gonna need both...

- meanwhile -

"Are you finally done texting your friends so we can play volleyball? PLEASEEE?!" Shoyo whined as he laid his head on my shoulder.

"Yea bud." I laughed as we got up and snuck out into the backyard to avoid being seen by Keishin. Then started to simply pass the ball back and forth.

"Can I ask you something?" Shoyo asked as he bumped the ball back to me.

"You already did but get it I guess." I said, passing the ball back to Shoyo.

"Do you think Keishin and Karma would let me come live with you." He asked as he bumped the ball to me again. But instead of passing it back, I caught it and looked at him concerned.

"Is that why you wanted me to come visit you?" I asked him, making him look away a little bashfully.

"A little yeah. It's just hard, with Keishin and Karma. When Karma isn't home, Keishin's drinking and yelling at me. When Karma is home, he yells at Keishin to get his act together or he'll leave like you did. But eventually Karma's gotta go back to work so then the cycle begins all over again. Before, you there with me, but now that you're gone..." He trailed off as he started to cry. I threw the ball down and ran to him and pulled him into a tight hug.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Shoyo. I didn't realize it was this bad." I said as we hugged for dear life. "I'll see what I can do, I'm sure they won't mind you moving into the dorms." I said as he sobbed into my shoulder.

We snuck back upstairs and as Shoyo packed some essentials I texted Aizawa.

.....................
#1 dad

hey aizawa i know this like hella last minute
but is it okay if shoyo moves into the dorms??

I don't know if that's allowed but I'll talk with Principal Nezu
Also, you might have to share a dorm

idc that's fine

Okay
Midnight and I will be there in about five minutes

.....................

I looked over to Shoyo and nodded, and started to help him pack as quietly as we could. But then we heard the door open, and he walked in.

"What's going on here?"

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hey shawty baes 😩😩😩

umm double update ig?

sorry about the heavy chapter btw just needed to get some shit off my chest :,)

the funny crack headed stuff will probably be back next chap

soooo yeaaa

i'm going to bed

u whores have a nice day/night and go eat or sleep or drink water❤️

or i'm gonna serve a volleyball into ur damn faces 🥰🥰🥰