||{𝓟𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂}|| Ψ ||{Saiki Kusuo x Sister Reader}||

||19|| The Festival Of Theft

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I walk with Kusuo at the festival.

I was wondering what the hell the commotion was. it was a festival. I don't like crowded places. tHeY mAke mE nErvOuS- BUT FESTIVALS ARE AN EXCEPTION. I love festivalss Kusuo shares the same opinion about them as I do too.

Our parents use to take us to festivals a lot too, I wanted a certain prize, but I couldn't get it. I even tried to get Kusuo to get it but he couldn't either. That was really frustrating..

A lot happened, but those are good memories. 

"What a big crowd." Kusuo sighed.
"My telepathy is useless here. I hope we don't run into anybody we know."
"I hope so too."

but of course, somebody we know just has to show up.
It's nendou. He's arguing about dumplings. great.
Kusuo and I start speedwalking as fast as we can before nendou notices us.

"That was close." I say."Way too close."
"Let's take this route" Kusuo said as he walked over to a different path. I followed behind.

but of course, somebody we know just has to show up again.
It's kaidou this time. analysing a cork gun.
"I'd say this is a 22 caliber."
"it's just a cork gun." The carnival game owner said.

Kusuo and I speedwalk even faster this time. we make it away from kaidou...

but of course, somebody we know just has to show up yet again.
It's hairou this time, running a parade float.

"Maybe we should just go home before we start hating festivals..."
Kusuo agreed.
"Can we get candy apples before we go?" I ask.
"Sure," 
"600 yen please."
"what? my wallet's gone.."
"huh?!"
"It's easy when this crowd is this big~..."
Kusuo and I hear a voice from behind us somewhere, but we can't find where since the crowd is so big..

"WHERE DID IT GO?!!?" Kusuo and I noticed Takahashi. of course, another person we know. 
Takahashi had the same problem as us.
"MY WALLET IS GONE!!"

"What an idiot to get pickpocketed, didn't he notice?"

I look at Kusuo with a dumbfounded expression.
Kusuo noticed my expression and realized that he had been pickpocketed too.

"PICKPOCKETED.... ME!?!?! A PSYCHIC GOT PICKPOCKETED!?!"
I try to cheer Kusuo up. 
"WELL...it's not your fault! the crowd's so big so..."
"I've never felt such humiliation before...." Kusuo's aura suddenly turned dark and scary. it was funny because I was standing right next to him with my angelic and light aura.

"I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS.."
"But in a large crowd like this, how are you gonna do it?"

"Now, how much did I have in my wallet again?"
"Umm, at least 10,000 yen. You left the rest in your desk."
"Good. this should do.."

le pickpocketer's pov:
MUHAHAHAH! I made a pretty penny again this year. my bag is stuffed. It's really heavy though...
really... really.. heavy.
"WHAT?!?! HEAVY!?!?"

-"WOAH?!"
-"WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?"
-"A motorcycle fell from the sky!!
-"Are you alright?"

I look at the wallets which were scattered all over the ground.
"CRAP!"
I grab them all and run as fast as I can away from the festival into the nearby forest.

"OW!" I bump into somebody. "THAT HURT" I look up at the person i bumped into... AND THEIR FACE- IT'S A MONSTERR AHHHHHHHHHH

Y/n's Pov:
(5 minutes before the motorcycle incident)
"I'll need a mask for the plan."
I watch as Kusuo used his powers to find some creepy mask, any creepy mask. Kusuo decided to use Urokodaki's mask.
Kusuo put it on and...

"Is this creepy enough?"

I tried to hold in a laugh but i just couldn't. I laughed so much i could barely breathe anymore
LMFAO KUSUO U LOOK SO STUPID. UROKODAKI CAN PULL IT OFF BUT NOT YOU-

Kusuo made me stay near the festival since i couldn't stop laughing, my laughing would've ruined his plan.
I pout. I wanted to watch the pickpocketer's reaction to the mask
>:c

Kusuo's Pov:
"DID YOU RECEIVE MY GIFT FOR YOU?
my plan was simple. I simply fixed a random motorcycle up, after fixing it enough, it was the same worth as my wallet, so I apported it.

All I had to do after that was look for a big commotion using clairvoyance.
In short, I found you easily."

"WHAT- WHO ARE YOU?!"
"YOU STOLE A PSYCHIC'S WALLET... PREPARE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES.."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Y/n's Pov:
Kusuo had caught the pickpocketer.
I tied him in ropes and wrote a note saying:
'I'm turning myself in."

Kusuo and I later went around giving everyone their wallets back in secret without them noticing.
We agreed to meet back near the candy apple shop.
Well, we could have had the police take care of the pickpocketer, but that would take longer to get Kusuo's wallet back, and it would ruin the fun of the festival.

By using our powers we could easily find the owners of the wallets, no big deal.

I met back with Kusuo."
"There was only one wallet I couldn't find the owner of..."
I say as I show the wallet to Kusuo.
"No big deal, I'll just use my psychometry-"

"Oh hey buddy! That's my wallet."
STOP SCARIFGN ME DFSUVKIGN I ALMOST PUNCHED HIM AGAIN-

Kaidou and Hairou appeared out of nowhere.
"Woah! Saiki! Y/n-chan! You're here too?"
"Saiki-kun! Y/n-chan! What a coincidence!"

ara-ara. so it really was  gonna end up like this after all.

More importantly though,
Where's my candy apple?

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