BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

v. charlotte

07/20/22
6:56 a.m.

charlotte
i've thought about it

damian
uh oh
that's never a good sign

charlotte
haha ur so funny

damian
what did you think of?

charlotte
i'm gonna steal the quails
i really hope you weren't joking when you said that cause then i'd seem crazy hahaha

damian
i would never joke regarding an animal's life.

charlotte
perfect and since youre a criminal i need advice on how to steal them.

damian
i'm not a criminal for fucks sake

charlotte
literally exactly what a criminal would say
now can you help me?

damian
i suppose
for the quails
not you

charlotte
whatever helps you sleep at night dami

damian
dont call me that.

charlotte
noted but ignored

damian
back to the matter at hand
are you planning to break into his house? are you willing to get violent?

charlotte
um no to both

damian
clearly you don't care about these quails if you can't do what's necessary

charlotte
of course i care about them!
i just care about my permeant record more

damian
pathetic

charlotte
not all of us are harden criminals!

damian
charlotte, what do you suppose you're going to do if not theif it and kill the witness.

charlotte
that's why i need you

damian
to do what?

charlotte
help with my plan
i need u to call my teacher and pretend something happened to her husband

damian
ah so you won't hurt someone physically but you will emotionally distress them?

charlotte
you can tell her you had the wrong number after!
she'll be fine!

damian
how would this work?

charlotte
while she's preoccupied with the whole dead husband thing i can take the quails from her classroom and run to my house
i can bring the bag i use to carry my cat.
plus i already have my teacher's number from this old field trip and i can send it to you

damian
that's not terrible
i don't know how i feel about calling your teacher

charlotte
i thought you loved animals?
clearly not enough if you cant make one phone call.

damian
i'm in.

charlotte
that's what i thought