BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

xiii. charlotte

11/12/22
9:02 a.m.

charlotte
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?
BABE?
BESTIE?
POOKA?
SPOOKA WOOKA?
BABY?
LOVE?
FRIEND?
BRO?
HOMIE?

damian
if you keep calling me that nonsense
YOU wont be okay
but im alright

charlotte
holy shit i was so worried when i woke up this morning and saw the news

damian
you made it home alright?

charlotte
yeah i left right before everything went down

damian
good

charlotte
is your dad okay?

damian
tsk he's fine

charlotte
are your brothers?
is stephanie okay?
cassandra? barabra? bernard?

damian
unfortunately none of my acquaintances were hurt

charlotte
*family
*fortunately

damian
either or

charlotte
how are you so nonchalant 😭😭
i was so scared🥺🙏

damian
you dont need to worry about me charlie

charlotte
of course i worry about you
you're my boyfriend

damian
im also an expert in self defense

charlotte
ur so right
my whittle criminal

damian
enough.

charlotte
fiahdfkadf
would it be possible to see eachother tonight?
i would feel better if i could see you myself
make sure you dont actually have a bullet hole in ur head

damian
i work tonight
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i'd like that

charlotte
okokok good!
you sure your okay?

damian
yes
did you enjoy the gala?

charlotte
DUH
are you kidding me i think i ate my weight in those puff pastries

damian
puff pastries? tsk you mean millefeuille

charlotte
uh ig?
anyway it was really fun
stephanie was so funny and you were surprisingly good at dancing

damian
you were unsurprisingly bad

charlotte
okay wtf
the only thing was how the hell do you deal with all those weird old people
i felt like i was inhaling ashes everytime they talked

damian
i find it easiest to tune them out
especially when they make insolent comments about things they do not understand

charlotte
like how to date someone their own age?

damian
precisely.