BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

ix. tim

08/06/22
3:12 p.m.

damian
i like a girl

drake
tf is this?

damian
drake you dumb simpleton

drake
oh whoops guess i didnt save ur number

damian
nevermind i'll go to grayson instead

drake
woah woah cowboy im just shocked you chose me instead of literally anyone else
i thought you hated me

damian
i do

drake
😒😒

damian
but you are the only man in this family to have two even semi successful relationships

drake
i guess

damian
with brown it lasted a year and you are still friends even after the breakup
and you and dowd seem happy as well

drake
we are happy but i cant believe you know his name
or last name

damian
i do try and listen to this family's mindless rambles
you are all insufferable so sometimes i simply cannot

drake
im insufferable yet you text me for advice

damian
listen here drake unlike the rest of this family, i will succeed in my relationship and if that means lifting the curse that the men in this family have with their significant others then i will

drake
damn you must really like her

damian
yes

drake
howd you meet?

damian
someone broke into her house and she texted the wrong number

drake
PLSSSS LMFAOOO

damian
she wants to meet

drake
does she know what a little shit you are?

damian
i wouldnt say it like that
but yes she does

drake
and she still wants to meet?

damian
yes

drake
so what's the problem

damian
what if she finds me unpleasant in real life?
i get that a lot.
or i do not match her expectations?

drake
then she isn't for you

damian
i want her to be

drake
look dami you'll never know if u don't try
i know i'm an asshole to you sometimes (rightfully so!!) but i want u to be happy bc ur my little bro

damian
dont call me dami and not by blood

drake
let me have my sweet moment ffs

damian
proceed

drake
if she knows who you are i'm sure she at the very least is attracted to you

damian
how would she know what i look like?

drake
you're on every tabloid in gotham

damian
i may have not mentioned my last name

drake
she likes you and she doesn't even know you're rich?????

damian
yes

drake
damian you're golden
just ask her out

damian
she did think i was a criminal for quite some time.

drake
i mean she's kinda right
now go ask her out!!
damian
but how

drake
idk ask her to the movies or to grab drinks

damian
we are 17

drake
okay then get smoothies

damian
hm