BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

xviii. damian

09/15/22
9:23 p.m.

damian
are you okay??
11:21 p.m.
charlie?
11:29 p.m.
where are you?
11:56 p.m.
charlie respond to me.
12:00 a.m.
now.
12:12 a.m.
please.
12:35 a.m.

charlotte
i'm here i'm here
i'm at home what's going on?

damian
thank fuck

charlotte
???
is everything okay?
youre acting weird.
you said PLEASE
i didn't know that was in your vocabulary

damian
i was worried
there was an arkham escape

charlotte
ik that's why i wasn't responding
i was hiding outside with my family

damian
two face was in your neighborhood

charlotte
ik which is so dumb because how tf you gonna let a coin flip a coin to decide which neighborhood to blow up???

damian
are you okay?
is your family okay?
is juan and phoebe okay?

charlotte
yeah we're okay.
our apartment is a tad bit charred but most important is that we're all safe
if only they had supervillain insurance

damian
how bad is the damage?

charlotte
not awful, but we lost about half our living room.
serves us for choosing the bottom floor in an old WOODEN complex

damian
you're okay?

charlotte
damian i'm fine
gotta pick up a few more shifts so we have a couch but i'm physically fine
just another day in gotham lol

damian
don't worry about the costs

charlotte
wym???

damian
unimportant

charlotte
i promise everything is fine, plus i gotta see batman and robin in action

damian
well i'm sure that was an experience

charlotte
yeah but like i swear robin looks different every time i see him

damian
yes well sometimes he's a bumbling idiot and other's a trained assassin

charlotte
okay...
i meant like sometimes he's tall and pale other times he isn't....
leave the conspiracy theories for bernard's podcast smh

damian
i've got to go

charlotte
oooh where?

damian
a trip in Jump City i was supposed to leave last night but i delayed the flight by a day

charlotte
wait why?
damian im fine! besides it's not like you're criminal marital arts skills would help from all the way up at wayne manor

damian
it wasn't because of you

charlotte
sureeeee

damian
i thought we were passed the criminal accusations

charlotte
rich people are inherently criminals of the poor but that is besides the point

damian
my helicopter is here, i have to go
i'll be with my peers and keeping them in line is quite time consuming but i will try to keep in touch

charlotte
you mean friends?

damian
i suppose you could call them that.
i'll be gone for a week

charlotte
no problem! text me whenever you can i'll be here

damian
promise?

charlotte
yes

damian
stay safe and don't be foolish

charlotte
i'm never foolish

damian
you gave me your address

charlotte
don't tell me what to do if i wanna become a charred kabab i will