BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

viii. charlotte

07/29/22
7:12 p.m.

charlotte
meet juan

damian
oh my god they are the most adorable quails i have ever seen

charlotte
you know if you ever wanna hang irl you could meet him

damian
i don't

charlotte
don't wanna meet them or hang out?

damian
both

charlotte
WOW okay rude bitch thanks a lot

damian
i didn't mean anything bad by it
i just live far away

charlotte
that can't be true
i mistyped the number but the area code is the same

damian
shit

charlotte
you think i'm so dumb smh

damian
you mistyped the hotline number

charlotte
so what it all worked out
i got quails you got me

damian
you make it sound like i captured you wtf

charlotte
you did
with your charm

damian
is my 'charm' the phonecall?

charlotte
and the perfume
i'd be dead without you
like wowza think about that

damian
i'd rather not, charlie

charlotte
sometimes i think about you dead

damian
wtf

charlotte
well like if you ever died
like in a shootout with the police

damian
not a criminal

charlotte
then in a shootout with a criminal

damian
also not a cop
ew.

charlotte
ffs okay in a shootout with red hood

damian
surprisingly more accurate

charlotte
great
so you die in a shootout

damian
that's great?

charlotte
OH MY GOD JUST LET ME FINISH MY POINT

damian
ok...

charlotte
if you die i would never know
and that would be awful because how will you venmo me money for food for juan

damian
why would i venmo you?

charlotte
child support duh
anyway i wouldn't know if you died
but at at least if we met and i saw you i could  know what you look like so if you get shot by redhood i can know!!

damian
you're grasping at straws

charlotte
is it working?

damian
perhaps