BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

xxii. charlotte

09/22/22
2:14 p.m.

charlotte
soooooo
garfield is an interesting one

damian
how do you know garfield?

charlotte
wow and he actually responds
scroll up a bit in our message thread

damian
what the fuck

charlotte
yeah
he seems a little weird for your taste

damian
i did not choose him

charlotte
well it's good for you to have friends that arent emo like you

damian
he is not my friend

charlotte
whatever u say babe
how's jump city?

damian
babe?
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it is fine, matters here should be resolved shortly and i'll be headed back to gotham

charlotte
just in time for school to start up

damian
yes
school

charlotte
doesn't the wayne family do some sort of back to school party?

damian
the wayne annual 'education for all' fundraising gala?

charlotte
that's what i said

damian
it most certainly is not

charlotte
i miss you

damian
???

charlotte
like we haven't talked in so long

damian
it's only been a few days

charlotte
damn okay fuck you too

damian
i missed you too

charlotte
you absolute SAP

damian
fuck you

charlotte
LOLLL

damian
no you didnt

charlotte
didnt what?

damian
laugh out loud
at most you let out a gust of wind from your nose

charlotte
u can be really annoying

damian
ive heard it's charming

charlotte
from who?

damian
my mother

charlotte
the milf???

damian
no.

charlotte
did you see the news?

damian
what news?

charlotte
apparently robin was spotted in jump city last week

damian
was he?

charlotte
yeah

damian
where'd you hear that?

charlotte
a clip on youtube
can barely see though but it looked like the emblem

damian
pesky people can never let them do their jobs

charlotte
yeah

damian
ive got to go

charlotte
okay
dont be a stranger
when you get back let's hang out again

damian
are you going to get mad at me again?

charlotte
are you gonna be an asshole?

damian
are you going to post me on instagram?

charlotte
again, are you gonna be an asshole?

damian
i can try not to