BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

vi.damian

07/22/22
12:07 a.m.

damian
explain again why your friends cant call?

charlotte
oh my god

damian
what

charlotte
YOU texted ME first

damian
for fucks sake

charlotte
nonono this is a monumental moment
put it in the history books

damian
youre a nuisance

charlotte
im a nuisance that YOU texted first

damian
if this is how you react i'll make sure never to do it again

charlotte
nooo i'm sorry ur my fav criminal

damian
i'm not a criminal

charlotte
denial is a river in eygpt

damian
just answer my question

charlotte
which was?

damian
why can't one of your friends call
i mean if you don't have any that makes sense

charlotte
kys i have tons friends
also she knows all my friends she doesn't know you or your voice
it helps to that you're an adult so it's more believable than a sixteen year old girl

damian
wait a minute
did you seriously think i was an adult this whole time

charlotte
you knew a shit ton on like fighting so i just assumed
and in my defense there arent many teen criminals

damian
im not a criminal and i'm not an adult

charlotte
oh

damian
why would you text me continuously if you thought i was an adult? especially in gotham?
you really are as incompetent as i though.
charlie, this could have gotten you killed
especially since you thought i was a criminal

charlotte
all i did was tell you my name

damian
and your number which i could trace then narrow down by your name. i could find your address in a second

charlotte
you're kindaaaa freaking me out

damian
good, you're gonna get yourself hurt if you act so recklessly stupid.

charlotte
if you're a kid how do you know so much about criminals hmmmm?

damian
im not a kid im 17
and to account for the plethora of knowledge let me just say i had an idiosyncratic childhood
but im not a criminal

charlotte
NO WAYYY
IM SIXTEEN BRO
and i ALSO had a weird childhood like for one my gerbil got lost in a vent

charlotte
the criminal thing is up for debate you DID tell me to get violent over a quail

damian
it was merely a suggestion