AHHKNHCH- ...Wait what?

Tar tar taglia

"NOOOOO!"

Tartaglia groaned. Lilith just snickered and said.

"Oh come onnnnn, you'll be fine. Your voice is really good you know."

Everyone except the Fatui and The Tsarista looked confused as the music continued.

Then, a voice started singing.

There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago

He was big and strong and in his eyes a flaming glow

"Oh my gosh."

Zhongli said, hearing Childe's voice sing.

"Is the harbinger SINGING?"

Diluc said, sharing a glance with Kaeya.

Furina leaned in, looking interested.

Skirk and Dainsleif, who were both hidden away in a corner- after refusing to introduce themselves- covered chuckles.

Most people looked at him, with terror or with fear,

The deep voice of Tartaglia continued.

But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.

Childe buried his face in his hands as Scaramouche said.

"I can't believe you were stupid enough to actually agree and do it with Pantalone."

"Didn't he ask you too?"

Tartaglia asked.

"Heh, as if I would do anything Ninth asked me to. And I'm not stupid, you know. That song was clearly going to bite you in the ass later."

The sixth harbinger replied.

Heeeeee could preach the bible like a preacher,

Full of ecstasy and fiiiire.

Signora raised an eyebrow at Childe, amusement clearly on her face.

But he also was the kind of teacher,

Women would desireee.

"Would women actually desire Childe?"

Lumine asked offhandly.

"Pfft, you should see when the female fatui, cicin mages, and mirror maidens look when he passes by."

The Tsaritsa replies.

'He's so dreamy though'

Many girls thought.

Childe turns red.

Tar tar taglia, lover of Snezhnayan queen,

There was a cat that really was goneeee.

"Wait really?"

Venti exclaimed, remembering one time he actually got drunk at a meeting and hit on Ei, Makoto, Guizhong, and The Tsaritsa by accident. Oh, the pain. He shuddered. 

"Of c-course not! I would n-never do that! Haha!"

Tartaglia laughed nervously.

Tar tar taglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine,

It was a shame how he carried oooon.

"Tar tar taglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine. It was a shame how he carried oooon"

Colombina sang, and immediately everyone was drawn in by her singing.

"Now now, we don't want the minds of everyone in this room to break, now don't we."

The Knave reprimanded her.

"Ugh, but Chino!"

Dameslette pouted.

'What, break minds?!'

Jean and Ningguang thought immediately thinking of the possibilities and the threat to their nation.

Nahida, well, she wanted to sing as well as Colombina. At least Alhaitham remarked the strange words The Knave had said.

Ei... Ei was telling Tartaglia how to make machines and puppets, so he didn't need to be a "Love Machine".

"How cute and innocent."

Miko said, watching as Childe's face was red and as Ei asked him what was wrong.

"THE SHOGUN IS NOT CUTE!"

Sara, ever the defender of the Shogun, immediately said.

"Tar tar taglia, lover of Snezhnayan queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Tar tar taglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried onnn"

Hutao and a few others continued singing.

"Now, we may start watching the future!"

Lilith giggled.

"I hate you."

Childe told Pantalone.

"That was my first and last time singing, because NEVER again."

"Wait- that was your first time?"

Yunjin looked at him in awe.

"Kill me."

Tartaglia told Dottore.

"Gladly."

The green haired man said, amused.