super late and boring new years chapter

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-the gayest group-

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Dj: happy new year everyone :)

Cody: WOOO

Cody: new year new me🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤠🤠🤠🤠

Noah: New year, no more me.

Duncan: how does that even make sense

Noah: It means I'm killing myself.

Cody: no, don't do that! you're too hot for that, ahah

Noah: Cody I swear to God.

Noah: Stop referencing random memes you see.

a/n i struggle with this mental illness as well💔💔

Lindsay: HAPPYYYYY NEW YEARRRR

Tyler: awh, happy new year linds <3

Heather: horrible new year

Alejandro: what's wrong, mi amor?

Heather: my new year's resolution is to get alejandro to stop being such a simp

Alejandro: my new year's resolution is to get heather to be a simp <3

Cody: omg it's like couple costumes but with new year's resolution

Heather: cody.

Alejandro: heather. that's our child. think before you speak.

Cody: FAZZAH, YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN MUTHU???

Alejandro: haha, no

Cody: oh

Trent: my new year's resolution is for The Drama Brothers to finally get back together and release a new song

Cody: ^^^^^

Justin: please, god, no

Cody: you're religious?

Harold: dude, if you wanted us all to get back together you could've just said so

Harold: gosh!

Justin: harold, please make your new years resolution be to stop saying gosh all the time

Harold: uh, it's called a CATCHPHRASE!

Cody: harold...

Harold: ...

Harold: gosh!

Gwen: my new year's resolution is for the drama brothers to stop killing the gc

Dj: my new year's resolution is to save at least 2 or 3 animals from a rescuer shelter!

Ezekiel: aw man that's awesome

Ezekiel: my new year's resolution is to be liked by you guys

Cody: ezekiel stop screen sharing your trauma

Harold: I-

Harold: IS THAT OUT OF POCKET FOR CODY?

Harold: I GENUINELY CANT TELL

Cody: uhhh sorry dude

Cody: i don't hate you ezekiel

Cody: i was just kidding man

Harold: yeah dude, the drama brothers accept you

Duncan: i dont

Sadie: O.M.G!!! MY new year's resolution is to make a new outfit...WITH KATIE!!!

Katie: O.M.G SAME!!! except...WITH SADIE!!!!

Sadie: AWWW THATS SO SWEET

Beth: my new year's resolution is to uh

Justin: get rid of those ugly ass donkey teeth? finally get those braces to do something for you? maybe switch the nasty shits out for retainers?

Heather: JUSTIN WHAT

Heather: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ATTACKING BETH😭

Justin: it's all jokes babes

Justin: (it's not)

Cody: justin-☠️

Sierra: MY NEW YEAR's RESOLUTION IS...

Cody has left the group

Sierra has added Cody to the group

Sierra: TO GET CODYKINS TO FINALLY LOVE ME AND MAYBE GET MORE LOVE TEA BECAUSE THAT SEEMED TO REALLY WORK BUT ALSO MAKE CODYKINS LOVE AND DATE ME BECAUSE HES JUST SOOO CUTE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ...

Cody: ...😦

Noah: ...

Noah: Sierra's New Year's resolution should be to get a therapist.

Alejandro: oh, i'm actually getting her one right now

Cody: wait

Cody: actually

Alejandro: possibly

Cody: thank you father

Alejandro: unfortunately no therapist wanted to deal with her

Courtney: Can you all go to sleep?

Gwen: SHE LIVES!!!!

Courtney: I'm not going to be living any longer if you all don't SHUT UP. (Not directed at Gwen, I love you❤️)

Gwen: love you too <33

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