Deadpool X Boku No Hero Academia

Date Night!

-Before the chapter start I need to warn you it is 99.9% just talking so umm yeah, I hope you enjoy dialogues-

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(As the sun set on the horizon, the sky transformed into a velvety blue hue, casting a serene atmosphere over the city. The onset of spring had brought a fresh wave of life to the streets, with the cherry blossom trees in full bloom. The pink petals dazzled in the golden hour light, creating a picturesque scenery that seemed almost surreal, like it was taken straight out of a fairy tale. It had been a month since school began, and the beauty of nature was a welcome respite from the daily routine.)

{Wow... You know it has been a while since the last time we had a prologue together where it starts with you narrating and then me commenting and us arguing... I wonder what the future holds for us, my dear Yellow.}

(Well, whatever it will be, I am grateful for this present with you.)

{Maybe this is why "present" and "present" are similar words.}

(I love you, White.)

{I love you more.}

(Hehe, no... I love you more!)

{No. I love you more.}

(NO. I love you more!)

{Well... I think you made a mistake there because I. LOVE. YOU. MORE.}

(HAHA, NO, I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!)

{NO! I LOVE YOU THE MOST!}

"Does anybody here love me?"

(SHUT UP, DEADPOOL.)

{YEAH, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?}

(I LOVE YOU MORE!)

{OH, RIGHT... NO! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE CHIMICHANGAS!}

(WELL, that's just straight-up lying.)

{Yeah... You're right...}

"...Why does no one love me..."

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{The present... Like after the police investigation and all that}

I exited the police station building as it was already starting to get dark, the voices are still fucking arguing about who loves who the most which are quite annoying and made me interject

"Hey, guys. Can you just shut it already? I mean all this arguing is starting to become really annoying. Like not even entertaining anymore and I'm the Merc With A Mouth for god's sake."

(What do you want us to shut? The door?)

{Talking about God's sake here, you said you will take a shower for it}

"Sure, I'll do it later, and THANK YOU that you stopped arguing!"

(Yeah, we have an idea)

"Oh, what idea do you have? And is it weird? Never mind, scratch the last part. Everything is always weird when it's in a comic, movie, or fanfic about me"

{And Boku No Hero Academia}

"Sure, so what's the idea?"

(Me and White have decided we want to go on our first. Official. Date!)

"Aw, I'm so happy for you guys! So like are you going to go to someplace special in the brain or something?"

{We are going to get some ice cream, Deadpool. In real life.}