Class 1-A into the Dekuverse

Steamed Hams

I hope you enjoyed this happier, light-hearted comedy universe, also, please forgive my absolute failure to understand Japanese Geography, so without further ado, lessgo

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-Steamed Hams-

We see an older Bakugou with a bottle of alcohol walking up the stairs of Izuku's house.

"Hold up. Aren't I too young to drink?" Izuku asked with Mikumo explaining that he's older here.

Katsuki rang the doorbell. "Well, Deku, I made it... despite your directions."

"Oh, I guess I'm having lunch with him." Izuku remarked. "Ha! I bet Izuku's cooking tastes like shit!" he yelled

"And yours isn't?" Ochaco jeered

"Ah, Superintendent, Bakugou, welcome, I hope your prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Izuku said awkwardly as Katsuki walked in.

"Why am I saying all these big words?" Izuku asked. "I think it's out of politeness?" Nezu suggested. "WHY THE FUCK AM I A SUPERINTENDENT?" Bakugo asked

"Uhh." he groaned. Izuku walked into his kitchen and saw smoke ruining his roast.

The students were laughing a bit by their classmate's little error. "Hehe, this is kinda embarrassing" he murmured, not really saying it well.

"Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!" he remarked because his roast was ruined. He then looks out the kitchen window and looks at Lunch Rush.

"This is kinda making me hungry." Kirishima remarked.

"Hmm, but what if, I were to
purchase fast food, and disguise it as my own cooking?" Izuku suggested to himself.

"That's not gonna fucking fool me!" Katsuki yelled. "You sure?" jeered Hagakure.

"OF COURSE I'M FUCKING SURE!"

"Hoho! Delightfully devilish, Izuku!" he told himself, he took of his apron and was about to jump out

"Absolutely evil" Shigaraki joked. 

Katsuki came into check

The students laughed a bit not a whole lot yet

"Oh, OH, Superintendent, I-I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exersice! Care to join me?" he lied.

The students laugh increased, but not a whole super load yet.

"I could use some isometric exercise." Aizawa said.

"Hmm, why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Deku?" he understandably asked.

"Wait, that's smoke, I thought it was steam" Kaminari said, this caused weird looks directed towards him

"Oh, that's not smoke, it's steam! Steamed from the steamed clams we're having! mmmm! Steamed clams!" he lied with fake enthusiasm.

The class laughed a 34% on the laugh-O-meter

"He says steamed clams despite him buying hamburgers." Nezu spoke.

Katsuki closed the door as Izuku ran off to purchase fast food.

"Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!" he said as Katsuki finished up preparing

"Definitely making me hungry, I want some mouthwatering hamburgers." Sero wished.

"And I want some mouth watering blood."