"Is pink panther a lion?"
"Wh- Bee where did you get that from?"
"Is pink panther a lion."
"Say it again, but slowly."
"Blades. Is. Pink. Panther. A. Lion."
"Bee. Darling. Light of my life. He's a PANTHER."
"I just looked it up. Panthers aren't pink."
"AND LIONS ARE??"
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"Beeeeeeeeddd!"
"Not yet."
"You fuckin bitch."
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"Hey Bee? Can girls be gay?"
"No, they can be lesbian."
"... what's that?"
"Think of being gay but it's a girl's cover."
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"Bee I found a child."
"Cool. Did you take it to their parents?"
"No. I brought it with me."
"You- you what?!"
"It was lost!"
"How old is it?!"
"...Cody age."
"Blades. Blades I swear to Optimus if you just picked up Cody-"
"Hi Bee!"
"Blades you're grounded."
"Wh- you can't ground me!"
"You wanna fucking bet?"
"...no."
"That's what I thought."
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I ran out of ideas
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BumbleBlades Oneshots
FanfictionPossible smut, much fluff. Little to no angst unless it has a good ending. Smut will be labeled as such along with warnings. Ship children will be involved, along with Blades being a paranoid mother figure to Cody and Frankie. ⚠️ALL ARE HUMAN UNLESS...
