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Remnants Mercenaries [TF2/RWBY] (Discontinued)

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Engie is working on a brand-new machine for RED team. What happens if the Scout being the idiot he is, spills some BONK on it causing it to malfunction. Creating a portal sending them to Remnant. What if Ozpin took advantage trying to help them go h...

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Chapter 2 Part 2: Meet the Team

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It has been a few minutes since the students returned minus CRDL as Ozpin looked around and saw the room calming down.
Ozpin: Now that everyone has returned, we shall continue.

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
The next video started to play seeing a sandvich in the fridge, but the title card confused everyone to the max. With the same music as the Mercs, "Meet The Sandvich" appeared.
Weiss: This must be a joke!
Heavy: Nyet, it is no joke tiny girl.
Weiss: But why would a sandwi- vich, have its only interview!?
Engie: You see, Heavy's sandvich's are special.
Glynda: How so?
Medic: You all should try and listen to the video, try and pick up clues, ja?
Ozpin: If you say so doctor.
The camera then showed the sandvich again, difference was everyone could hear Heavy giving off groans.
Blake: A groan?
Scout: Yeah, there he is!
Soldier: You! Stop right where you are! That is an order!
Yang: What is going on?
Blake: It sounds like Heavy is injured while being chased.
Soldier: He's getting away! 
Everyone then heard running noises getting closer.
Soldier: Do not let him get to the-
Random Student 1: Why are they trying to stop him from getting to the fridge?
Medic: All I can say it zat ze Heavy's sandvich can help in a fight.
This now confused everyone extremely.
Weiss: But it's food!?
Coco: This is getting more confusing.
Everyone then saw the fridge door open as Heavy took one of the slices.
Scout: D-don't do it, pal!
Soldier: Do. Not. Do it.
Velvet: They really don't want him to eat that sandvich.
Everyone then heard Heavy eating his sandwich as they also heard Soldier and Scout.
Soldier: Oohhhhhhh, hell...
Scout: H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!
Yang: They are really scared.
Everyone then heard Heavy laughing as loud footsteps were heard.
Scout: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-
Yang: Calm dow-
Then several loud thuds are heard, and a beer bottle falls over, with the refrigerator door opening slightly as Heavy laughed.
Heavy: Ahahahaha!
The sound of liquid spilling on the floor was then heard.
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