Open on Eda's Human Collectibles stand in the market
King holds up a tray of mostly inedible human things.
KING: Partake of my free snack samples! Take them; I demand it as your ruler, the King of Demons!
Several people pass but none even look at him. He throws the tray on the ground.
KING: Nyeh! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm their rightful overlord. Intellectually and such.
EDA: Yeah... hey!
She grabs a passerby by the cowl and sniffs him.
EDA: It reeks more of nerd than money today.
LUZ & Y/N: Guys!
Eda lets go of the passerby.
PASSERBY: Ah!
LUZ: You will not believe what's going on!
Luz poses under a banner.
LUZ: It's a book fair! Where books come to life!
A book jumps off one of the stands next to Luz.
BOOK: Hello.
Luz screams and kicks it.
Y/N holds out a book.
Y/N: And I found a book about palismans. This might give me some ideas for carving my own.
Y/N took out his phone.
Y/N: I don't like to brag-
LUZ: Yes, you do.
Y/N: Okay, I do, but back in the human realm, when I took up a woodshop in my first year in school, let's just say that I made a good impression.
He turned his phone and showed Eda and King a picture of him beside a wooden totem pole holding a paper with an A+ in one hand and a blue ribbon in the other.
LUZ: I still can't believe you took part in a competition. You usually don't bother entering those sorts of things.
Y/N: Owning a natural talent that not only gives you a passing grade, but a prize money is involved, who wouldn't?
EDA: (Laughs) I like the way you think, kid.
KING: Still, a fair without rides?
BOY: Who needs rides when this...
The boy shoves a book in King's face.
BOY: ...can take you anywhere?
KING: Nyeh.
King throws a strip of bacon on the boy's head. A winged demon flies by and picks him up. The boy screams.
EDA: A, ew.
Eda throws a book on the ground.
EDA: B, I'm bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.
Eda walks off.
Y/N: I guess where there's no money around, the Owl Lady hunts for potential buyers.
LUZ: No, wait! (To King) Will you give it a chance? I'll let you ride in my hoodie!
Luz puts her hood up.
KING: Ooohoohoohoo!
Cut to Luz and Y/N walking through the book fair with King in Luz's hood
YOU ARE READING
The Strange Adventures on the Boiling Isles (The Owl House x Male Reader)
FanfictionJoin the adventure of Y/N Strange, the son of Dr. Strange, and Luz as they embark with Eda and King in the Boiling Isles to learn about magic and the secrets hidden within this mystical place. 90% The Owl House. 10% Dr. Strange.
