"Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate." – Sandra Boynton
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"Suuuuuushi..."
"Assholeeee..."
"Wait, I'll be back in a few seconds."
"Three, two, one..."
"Hey, I'mma back!"
"Do you imitate Mario often?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
"I knew there was a reason why I always liked Luigi better."
"But why? Mario's like, the shining star of the game!"
"Precisely the reason, Flip-Flop-Fletcher!"
"What the fuck is a Flip-Flop-Fle–"
"Anyhow, Mario's a spotlight hogger while Luigi's all sweet and adorable."
"Whatever floats your goat, Sushi."
"Who even says that?"
"..."
"Hello? Did you hang up on me?"
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
