"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" – Unknown
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"You hung up on me, didn't you?"
"Er, pshhh, of course not! Why would I ever do that? Ha ha ha..."
"Stop lying, Fletcher. It's not a good look."
"You know what else is not a good look?"
"..."
"Your face."
"That's stupid. Who says that?"
"You have three guesses."
"Let me think, you?"
"Gasp! How did you know?"
"You're an asshole."
"You are what you eat."
"What the actual fuck, Fletcher?!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it just slipped out! Please don't castrate me!"
"Ugh, you are not helping your case here, Flip-Flop-Fletcher!"
"I know!"
"I hate you!"
"Somehow that phrase hasn't gotten old yet."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
