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"Out of interest, do you have any other nicknames?"
"Only Sushi, as far as I know."
"Nothing else mortally embarrassing?"
"Does lanky count?"
"Why do people call you lanky?"
"Because I'm–"
"You're what?"
"Geez, dude, let me finish my sentence. I'm five foot eight, which isn't actually that tall, but everyone else I know are midgets."
"Really? I'm five foot eleven, so I don't even have that much height on you."
"Shut up, I can't change my genetics!"
"Oh well, you're more likely to be model potential, on the bright side."
"Are you saying that I could be pretty enough to be a model?"
"I'm sure you're smokin' hot."
"Smokin' hot, like cooked fish?"
"Look, I'm sure you're a beautiful female human being person thing individual creature character girly gal. Well, you know what I mean."
"Aw, really? Thanks, that's sweet."
"Don't worry about it."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
