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Bold - Carter
Italic - Sydney

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"Hey, Carterian."

"Sup, Sydney Opera House."

"My life has now come to this."

"So... First kiss?"

"That's so random for you to ask. Isn't it?"

"Twenty one questions. Remember?"

"Oh, yeah!"

"I now question if you really are a teenager."

"Grasshole. Anyway.... I never been kissed on purpose."

"On purpose? What about accident?"

"Too many times, yes. I'm afraid so."

"Oohhh!!! Tell me how!"

"We were too close. I bumped into him, accidentally hit his lips with mine. Boom! Fifth grade took my kiss."

"Oh! Interesting. Mine was in fourth grade. I kissed her on purpose, then she moved away."

"I can see why, now."

"Shut up."

"Aw.... Is Carter here embarrassed?"

"No. So, now. Next question by you."

"Okay. Favorite artist. Like, in music."

"Drake."

"Is that the guy who sings Hotline Bling?"

"Yep. How do you not know him?"

"I just heard the song. I don't really listen to that kind of music."

"Sad..."

"Whatever."

"What's your favorite artist?"

"Twenty One Pilots and Adele."

"Who the hell is Twenty One Pilots?"

"Now we're stressed out!"

"Stop singing before you kill my ears again."

"I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard, I wish I had a better voice and sang some better words, I wish I found some chords in an order that is new, I wished I didn't have to rhyme everytime I sang."

"Wow, you're pretty good at rapping. How do you not know Drake."

"Easy. I don't."

"Weird."

"Okie dookie! Gotta go! Talk to you later! Sayonara!"

"Bye, Sydney."

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