"Only one more day, and I get to meet you."
"Wow.... I never thought we would ever meet till like.... On Monday."
"Me neither. I never thought I'd fall in love with someone who I've never met eye to eye."
"Me neither. I never thought I'd get prank called by an idiot."
"Hey! What was that for?!"
"What?"
"You just ruined the moment."
"I know. It was getting too emotional. I needed a break."
"Sure...."
"So.... do you play any musical instruments?"
"That's a random question."
"Just answer it."
"Guitar."
"Huh?"
"I play the guitar."
"Woah. That's cool."
"Why thank you."
"You're welcome."
"How about you?"
"Me?"
"No... The girl next to you."
"Love your sarcasm. It made me cry."
"Sarcasm is good. Anyways... Answer the question."
"Piano."
"Cool! Well, then. When is your birthday?"
"March 18. You?"
"August 20."
"Cool."
"Just like me."
"No.... just stop it."
"Actually, turn down the heat. I'm getting hot. I am hot."
"No.... we need to turn it up. You need to take stay cold, because you're not hot. Do you need some aloe for that burn?"
"Yeah... Just put it down there. You know, Right below the stomach. To the stick th-,"
"NO!!! JUST NO. NOT THERE. I AM TELLING YOU. NO. WE'RE NOT ON THIRD BASE YET, SO YOU NEED TO CHILL! STOP RIGHT THERE. CHILL."
"*LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY*"
" Shut up you grasshole."
"Whatever."
"Later. I need to go make dinner. See you tomorrow... Is it okay if I call you babe?"
"Sure, baby doll."
"Whatever.... Babe."
"*chuckles* You're cute, princess."
"Shut up. I need to go. See you tomorrow, babe."
"I like how it sounds. Later, Cinderella."
"Love you."
"Love you too."
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AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! If only this is real life, and this was my imaginary boyfriend and I.... What a dream. Anyways... I hope you enjoyed. Love you guys... Thanks for making me #704 in Short Story. You all are awesome sauce! And.... yeah...
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Prank Caller
Short StoryIn which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these character...
