❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞
❝That would be you.❞
❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞
In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call.
And then the payphone rings.
And Nico answers.
And ov...
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"Hello?"
"Niffy! You won't bel— wait, hello?"
"Yes, hi. I'm still here. Please continue, what is it won't I believe?"
"Who are you?"
"Niffy, apparently. Although, I'm applying for a legal name change very soon. Seriously, were her parents hoping for a dog or something? Niffy?"
"I'm sorry, who is this? Are you her boy toy for the night? I swear, she goes through you guys faster than I go through Kleenex when I have a cold."
"God, I love it when women talk about their allergies to me. Baby, tell me more about your strategies to nose blowing."
