Well the title says it all. This book is filled, or will be filled with creepypasta lemons and oneshots. But sometimes I might write some of my ships in here, so uh, sorry if you're triggered =3=
Slenderman and more smut between Ben and Jeff are coming your way lovelies ;3
This is just a little thing to keep y'all with me because I am absolutely terrified thinking that you guys are leaving me XD
Homework is getting in the way, my doctor told me I'm not allowed on my phone before I sleep because she said it will help with my sleeping disorder so I can't write when I'm done with homework, house work, and work work XD
And oh my gosh, life sucks XD
I'm always so busy I'm sorry XD
Here's some off the top of my head things, and memes XD
Jeff: Lemme smash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ben: No Ron ಠ_ಠ
Jeff: WHO DA FUCK BE RON (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Ben: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER ＼（≧ロ≦＼）
Jeff: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ( 'థ,_‥థ｀)
Ben: IT"S NOT A FAZE MOM ;'༎ຶਊ ༎ຶ';
Jeff: Oh so that's your kink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ben: 눈_눈
EJ: Y/N YOUR BODY REMINDS ME OF A FUCKING PILLOW
Readers: CRINGEEEEEEE
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my job here is complete
Readers: Why do we keep reading this?
Me: I don't know, I would have left the first time EJ came :p
Readers: Why doesn't the author write more often?
Me: Depression, work, school, anxiety ;-; I have failed you all
Me: *looks at how many reads, votes, and comments I get on my book* Why the hell do people like this? XD
Online friend: I'm hard and horny. Lil help?
Me: No Ron
Him: You suck
Me: No I do not. What up, I'm Jarred and I've never sucked a fucking dick (・ω<)
Him: But I want you to :,(
Me: No .-.
Him: Cleavage?
Me: No ;-; Sorry :p
Him: Fine -_-
Me: You're such a grouch when you're horny XD
Him: Bitch, you wanna see a dick?
Me: No ._.
Him: Then shh or send me nudes
Me: You're an asshole ;-;
Him: Shhh
Me: ._.
Slenderman: *screaming* WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY TIE
Jeff: SHIT *unties Ben*
Ben: YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
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This explains everything XDD
Where's my Supernatural fans???? XD
Cas is my favorite if you can't tell ;3
My friends: Who da fuk tryin nut in mah butt
Me: I am da nut in da butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Da old days: *white van pulls up* *door opens to reveal LJ*
LJ: If you get in my van you can have some candy ;)
Kid: Okay!
Now: *white van pulls up* *door opens to reveal LJ*
LJ: If you get in my van you can have some candy ;)
Kid: Fuck that, you got free WiFi?
Face reveal time ;3
You thought XD
I'm too fugly, I don't wanna lose readers XDD
ANYWAY
Slenderman is no where near being done, and the Jeff x Ben part two is almost done :3
