pt 4

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Me:
Hey... Stalker???

Me:
Its been a few days

Me:
Not that I'm worried about you or anything...

Me:
Just kinda bored

Me:
Ig I kinda miss you

Me:
Not like... Super miss you but your company entertains me

Stalker:
Aww I missed you too

Me:
Whatever

Stalker:
So while I wasn't texting you and you were missing me... I made you a song!

Me:
Your joking

Stalker:
Well I didn't make it, my friend namjoon made it

Stalker:
Its a special song

Stalker:
*inster expensive girl*

Me:
What the actual fuck is wrong with you

Stalker:
So you liked it :)?

Me:
I kinda hated it and now I'm gonna have nightmares of this song

Stalker:
At least I know your dreaming about a song for you from me :))))))

Me:
Or I just won't sleep at all

Stalker:
That means we can text longer ig

Me:
I'm gonna drink bleach

Stalker:
So dramatic

Me:
I'm leaving

Stalker:
Where?

Stalker:
Yoongi?

Stalker:
;-;

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Me:
Hey chim

Jiminssi:
Hey yooni

Jiminssi:
What's up?

Me:
That guy is still texting me, I need help finding out who it is

Jiminssi:
What has he told you so far

Me:
He is rich, and we used to talk... Like friends ig?

Me:
Oh also he is friends with that guy jin hyung likes

Me:
I think his name is namjoon

Jiminssi:
Well, the only people I can think of off the top of my head at the moment is either taehyung or hoseok

Me:
Hm...

Me:
Taehyung and I were never really 'friends' so that leaves hoseok

Me:
But I don't remember that name

Jiminssi:
Okay, I'll do some research on him

Me:
Thanks jiminie, i owe you

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Stalker:
Hey yoongiiii, i forgot to give you your hint

Me:
Do I even want one?

Stalker:
Of course you do

Stalker:
I have many nicknames

*message from jiminssi*
Hey Yoongi, you might remember him from some nicknames I just found

Me:

Oh do you now

Me:

Care to name a few?

Stalker:
nope! Sorry yoon

*message from jiminssi*
Remember hobi? Or jhope? Either ring a bell?

Me:
Okay, I'll guess then

Stalker:
Have fun trying

Me:
What about....

Me:
Jhope?

Stalker:
I- well... Not really

Stalker:
You cheated, didn't you

Me:
Hobi? Right? Your 2 most common nick names

Me:
Yeah, I did cheat hoseok

Stalker:
I can ruin your life min Yoongi

Me:
THEN DO IT! YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU TEXTED ME

Me:
I'm waiting

Stalker:
Yoongi, its because I like you

Me:
Then you really suck at flirting

Stalker:
No one will believe you if u tell

Me:
I know, that's why I won't tell

Stalker:
Really?

Me:
While you might be a dick I'm not gonna do that, its fucked up in my eyes

Stalker:
Wanna fuq?

Me:
SHUT THE HELL UP! but this does me I'm not doing your homework anymore

Stalker:
Okay, I get to call u pet names again

Me:
No!

Stalker:
Sorry suga(r)

Me:
End my life now

Stalker:
okayyy 😉

Me:
Good bye

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