pt 6

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Dick bag:
Yoongi

Dick bag:
Text me back Yoongi, its been like a week

Me:
Its been 2 days

Me:
Fuck off

Dick bag:
Well, now that your here I need your opinion

Me:
No

Dick bag:
Do I look good in this pic?

Dick bag:Its a picture for my grandmother

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Dick bag:
Its a picture for my grandmother...

Me:
You... You look nice

Dick bag:
Great! Thanks yoongs

Me:
Yeah np ig

Dick bag:
Can we talk about what happened?

Me:
No

Dick bag:
Why not

Me:
Because, I'm your hyung and I say no

Dick bag:
Why do you have to be such a dick bag

Me:
U clowning ur self

Me:
Thats your profile name

Dick bag:
Change it now min Yoongi

Me:
Hell no

Dick bag:
Ughhhhhhhhh

Dick bag:
Can it be something else?

Me:
Sure

Me:
Ass face, small dick, weeb, fuck head, horny guy, or bitch

Dick bag:
🥺

Me:
You think puppy eyes work on me?

Dick bag:
Yes?

Me:
Fuck

Me:
Okay they do but not when you do it in a texting format

Dick bag:

Dick bag:How about now?

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Dick bag:
How about now?

Me:
;-; no

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Me:
Jiminnnn

Jiminssi:
Yeah hyung?

Me:
Hoseok won't leave me alone

Jiminssi:
Sorry Yoongi I'm with my boyfriend rn :/

Me:
Just give Jungkook some banana milk, it will spare us some time to talk

Jiminssi:
Gotta go, BYE!! <3

Me:
:(((

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Me:
Jin hyung, i need ur help

Seokjinnie:
Sorry yoongles not right now

Seokjinnie:
I'm walking around with namjoon 🥰

Me:
WHY THE HELL CANT I TALK TO ANYONE

Seokjinnie:
;-;

Seokjinnie:
Yoongiah I'll text u in like an hour

Me:
Forget it hyung

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Dick bag:
Hey so I heard our 2 friends are out on a date

Me:
Seokjin and namjoon

Me:
I know

Dick bag:
Can that be us?😊

Me:
NO!

Dick bag:
Aww, no fun

Me:
I hate you

Dick bag:
Thats a strong word

Me:
Yeah! And it fits my feelings for you!

Dick bag:
Yoongi...

Dick bag:
That really hurts

Dick bag:
I actually like you...

Dick bag:
I have known you for a while too

Dick bag:
My feelings are constantly thrown around, I thought u would understand

Dick bag:
I do all this stuff as a joke

Dick bag:
If you would get to know me...

Dick bag:
I'm a better person

Dick bag:
But it sounds like that not the case

Dick bag:
So I'll just leave you alone

Me:
Hoseok wait

Me:
Hoseok don't go

Me:
*unavailable to send* hoseok.... I like you too

the person you are trying to reach is unavailable.
You have been BLOCKED all previous texts will be deleted
Thank you for your time!

Me:
*unavailable to send* Damn it hoseok

Me:
*unavailable to send* I really fucked up this time

Me:
*unavailable to send* I even tried to ask my friends for help today

M-MY HEARTU. MY SOPE H-HEARTU

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