pt 36

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Ksnsbdisb time jump

Yoongi POV

Me:
Ho fucking seok ass bitch

Me:
Care to tell me why our 3 year old has 'stream hope world' written across his head

Oppa:
I NEED TO GET THE MESSAGE OUT SOMEHOW AND YOUR ALWAYS PISTING PICTURES OF HIM ON WEVERSE

Me:
AND IT FUCKING SHARPIE?!?!

Oppa:
wE hAd NoThInG eLsE

Me:
Your ass is getting beaten when I get home

Oppa:
HEY! IM THE DOMINANT ONR HERE

Oppa:
IM TOP

Me:
BITCH I MEAN IM ACTUALLY GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

Me:
AND YOU FORGOT TO MAKE THE RICE LAST NIGHT

Oppa:
BiTcH iM oUt

Me:
No u fucking aint

Me:
Make the fucking rice, get the god damn sharpie off of minhae, AND STUDY ENGLISH

Me:
FFS JUNGKOOM IS DOING BETTER THAN U AND HES A FUCKING KILLING ASS BABY THAT DOSNT DO SHIT

Oppa:
I'll just watch friends like namjoon

Me:
I swear to fuCKING GOD

Oppa:
Just put on the radio... Would u like am? Or FMMMMMM?!?!?!

Me:
STOP IT WITH THE MEMES

Me:
DKSHJSHSHDBKXHD

Oppa:
An I oop skskksksk

Me:
Okay now I'm fucking done

Me:
Me and mini going to live somewhere else

Oppa:
BENTLEY NIOOOOOO

bich I get bored too. Sometimes you just need a funny chapter

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