Haikyuu One-Shots

Kageyama Tobio x Fem!Reader - Closet Confusion

Tanaka was walking by the supply closet when he heard something suspicious. Hushed voices and weird thumping noises.

Practice hadn't started yet but he could definitely recognize your voice and Kageyama's in there. He wondered what you were doing.

In fact, he was going to open the door when he heard another thump. He froze.

"Kageyama, cut it out!" your voice exclaimed. "If you're not going to do it, I'm just going to get Tsukishima."

"Don't you dare," the setter growled. "I can do this. Just...give me a second."

"It's not rocket science."

Tanaka narrowed his eyes. What were you two up to?

"Hey, what are you doing?!" your voice suddenly rose.

"Keep your voice down, you're going to get us in trouble!" Tanaka pressed his ear to the door as he heard scuffling and then a few grunts. He distinctly heard you whimper slightly.

"Tanaka, what are you doing?" Nishinoya's voice sounded behind him. He shushed his friend and brought his head towards the door.

"Is...this okay?" Kageyama's voice was so quiet the two boys outside could just hear barely hear him.

"Your hands are warm," you commented.

"T-They are? Sorry!"

"It's fine."

"You guys--"

"Asahi, shush!" Tanaka and Nishinoya scolded him. Hinata walked over himself to see what all the fuss was about.

You laughed. "I didn't know you were such a leg man, Kageyama."

"S-shut up!" he snapped.

By now the rest of the team had gathered around the small closet.

They all heard another thumping sound followed by you gasping in pain.

"Warn me before you do that!" you snapped.

"Sorry! Did I hurt you?"

"I'm fine. Just a little more, okay?"

"(Y/N)--"

"Just take a deep breath and relax....That's it. Ready to try again?"

"Whoa, wait--!"

A loud crashing followed.

"That's it!" Daichi threw open the door. All they saw was Kageyama tumble onto the floor of the closet. He clutched his shoulder.

"What did you do that for?!" he exclaimed at one of the shelves. You poked your head out from one of the higher shelves and grinned down at him.

"I got it, didn't I?" You glanced at the rest of the team as you swung your legs around and jumped off the shelf. "Hey, did practice start already?"

"What were you doing up there?" Sugawara asked.

You held up a gaming console. "Mr. Sore Loser over there threw my game up there. He couldn't jump high enough to get it back down so he put me on his shoulders and I climbed up myself."

"Yeah, after you kicked me!" Kageyama snapped.

"I pushed off your shoulder with my foot. I needed the extra height, and it serves you right for slamming me into that shelf," you retorted. "Wait. What did you guys think we were doing?"

Suddenly, no one on the team could meet your gaze, except Hinata who seemed confused about what everyone else was thinking about.

You smirked slightly as Kageyama glared at them. "Really? In a supply closet? You guys have some crazy imaginations." They continued to avoid your gaze, shuffling their feet.

"Well, I'm off. Enjoy your practice!" you called as you pushed past them out of the closet. You winked at Kageyama before you left.




Kageyama let Hinata help him up, popping his shoulder.

"So King, I hear you've got a thing for legs?" Tsukishima asked with a smirk.

"No. Just hers. That's why I threw her game up there."

His teammates stared at him. "EHHHH?!"