The Lost Mikaelson

12

Apparently all the tomb vampires are out because two of them broke in and then Damon killed one

"I say we go to Pearl's. bust down the door, and annihilate the idiot that attacked us last night" Damon says

"Yeah. And then what?" Stefan asks "We turn to the rest of that house of vampires and say, 'oops, sorry?'"

I snort scotch through my nose

"I can't believe you made a deal with her" Elena growls

what is up her ass

"She's older then him" I point out "What was he suppose to do....let her kill him?"

"It was more like a helpful exchange of information" Damon reveals "And it's not like I had a choice. She's...scary. Besides, she's gonna help me get Katherine back"

"Of course she is" Elena snaps "Damon gets what he wants, as usual. No matter who he hurts in the process"

damn

"You don't have to be snarky about it"

"I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb" she says "I've earned snarky"

"So did Stefan and I" I point out causing her to glare at me

"How long are you going to blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire" Damon asks

wait...what

"I'm not blaming you, Damon" Elena quips "I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with redeeming qualities"

"Ouch" Damon says

what the fuck is happening when I'm with Caroline?

"This isn't being very productive" Stefan interrupts "We're gonna figure out a way to deal with Pearl and the vampires. Yeah? Hmm"

"Why did you have to stop them" I groan "It was getting good"

Stefan glares at me

my hands go up to signal I'm giving up "I have to meet Caroline at the Grill anyways"

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"You're ignoring me" Damon says walking into Elena's room

"You're ignoring me as well" I point out walking in behind him

"The six missed calls from both of you?" Elena scoffs "Sorry. My phone is dead"

"Is Stefan here?" Damon asks

"No" Elena says "Why? Something wrong?"

"He went out in the woods for a bunny hunt" I tell "now he's not answering his phone. Sometimes he gets moody with us and just doesn't answer so we thought he might be over here"

Elena calls him "It's going straight to voice-mail. Where could he be"

"You're not going to like what I'm thinking" Damon says

we go to the little house in the middle of the woods housing all those vampires

Damon pounds on the door "Pearl! Open this door. I swear to God I'll bust through and rip your head off"

a dude opens the door "Pearl's not home. Hmm. Beautiful weather. Not a ray of sun in the sky"

"Where is my brother" Damon asks

"Billy" the male vampire calls

two other vampires drag Stefan in the hallway

"You just signed your death warrant" I growl "I don't think you know who I am?"