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jungkooks fanboyshobi
so, y'all dating yet
or what?yoongi
i'm asking the same
thing cause i'm tired
as fuck of having to
listen to both of ur
complaints about the
other, and if jk gets a
boyfriend it means he'll
stop stealing mine <3the jungkook
die jimin's mineyoongi
HE'S LITERALLY MY
BOYFRIENDthe jungkook
and? he's my best friendjoon
excuse methe jungkook
you're my dad shut upjoon
double excuse methe jungkook
i'm sorry, i got angry
and lost my filter i
love you a bunch, and
please don't shut up
forever, just for now
please. while i defend
my jimin rightschim
since when was jimin
rights a thing? and shouldn't
i have the choiceyoongi
yes but no, i'm tired of sharing
you with mr perfectthe jungkook
you think i'm perfect? 🥺the jungkook
wait! dont divert my attention
i just want to spend time with
jimin, i really like him hyung ):yoongi
don't pull the hyung card on mehobi
he's getting soft lolololseok jin
how could he not, me too
yoongi me toojoon
normally i'd say me three
but right now i'm offendedthe jungkook
i told u to not talk right
nowjoon
WHY CAN EVERYONE BUT
ME TALKthe jungkook
cause i'll actually listen to you
if you tell me to let yoongi have
jimin and i don't want that so
shush or i'm gonna kick you
outjoon
is typing...the jungkook has kicked joon out of the group chat
the jungkook
anyway, where was i?
oh! you have jimin all
day every day, and i don't
therefore i deserve all of
his time when i actually see
himyoongi
ok that is sort of validthe jungkook
and you love meyoongi
.. nochim
he does, obsessed actuallyyoongi
shut upchim
nohobi
are we just not gonna add
namjoon back?the jungkook
i mean that was the planseok jin
i'm all for that planthe jungkook
oh?seok jin
he refused to kill the spider
in my room last night, and it
almost ate methe jungkook
he's terrified of spiders to be
fair, and same though, i used
to calm his mom and get her
to do it, brave womanchim
a girl bossthe jungkook
the girl bosshobi
wait y'all totally just
ignored my questionchim
also where's tae?tae <3
here, i was just watching
the chaos, while eating
some ice creamhobi
ooo which ice cream?tae <3
mint chocolatechim
grosstae <3
diehobi
waithobi
i swear to godhobi
r u guys dating yet?vtae <3
not officially, haven't asked
him out out yet, but i guess
we are dating. :)the jungkook
grosstae <3
why are you like thisthe jungkook
because i'm a superior human
being to all of you guys, besides
hobi he's superior to mehobi
oh my god marry methe jungkook
time and date and i'll be theretae <3
hello ???the jungkook
it's the jung hoseok what do you
expect me to say? no??? no waytae <3
i honestly can't blame you, i crushed
on him for like two years straight when
we were youngerthe jungkook
as u shouldchim
didn't we all?yoongi
we definitely didhobi
why did NONE of you ever tell me?chim
cause you're out of our league obviously
i mean, look at you, our sunshine and
hope <3hobi
shut up i'm gonna crythe jungkook
hobi
yeah no, that ruined the mood
definitely not gonna cry nowthe jungkook
you're welcometae <3
seriously why did i fall for
this guychim
cause ur taste is weird as fuck
i've been trying to tell you dudethe jungkook
i feel like i'm forgetting something
oh waitthe jungkook added joon to the chat
joon
fuck youthe jungkook
<3authors note !
short crack chapter because i'm sick, miserable and unmotivated.anyways, i'm officially an aunt as of today! :) so i'm very excited about that
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