Multiskilled (Smp x male reader)

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2

All of this is platonic.

:)

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M/n: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Fundy: IT.

Tommy: Annabelle.

Tubbo: Paranormal Activity.

Ranboo: High School Musical. All throughout high school, I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Tommy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...

Tommy: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Fundy: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Tubbo: So did their neck.

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Fundy, Entering M/n's room: Tommy did it again.

M/n: Peace disturbance?

Fundy: What no-

M/n: Arson..?

Fundy: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

M/n: uh....Attempted murder?

Fundy: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Fundy: Why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Ghostbur: How did you know I was up until 3 am?

M/n: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Ranboo: You know you can die from that, right?

Alivebur: *Smoking a cigarette* That's the point.

M/n: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

Eret: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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*At a bank teller window*

Ranboo, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!