I got isekai'd into splatoon, but I'm a Futa.( Splatoon X Futa Reader )

A Bizarre Date With Zoe

(Y/n) = Your name
(L/n) = Last name
(F/c) = favorite color
(A/n) authors note
(F/d) = Favorite drink
(F/p) = Favorite pastry
Italics = thinking
All caps = shouting
* = the star mark means action
------------------Narrator's p.o.v

5 days have passed as Off The Hook returned to work with the Idol Members making a promise to (Y/n) to come and visit when they can, but now we see in a shop looking for something then her phone rings so she answers it but enough of that lets get on with the meat and potatoes

(Y/n)'s p.o.v

Zoe (phone): hello?

(Y/n): hey, what's up?

Zoe (phone): I need your help, can you come here?

(Y/n): I can't, I'm buying clothes *puts a couple of cans of soup into a shopping basket*

Zoe (phone): alright, well hurry up and come over here

(Y/n): I can't find them

Zoe (phone): what do you mean you can't find them?

(Y/n): I can't find find them, there's only soup

Zoe (phone): ... what do you mean there's only soup?!

(Y/n): it means there's only soup!

Zoe (phone): well then get get out of the soup aisle!!

(Y/n): alright! You don't have to shout at me!! *walks into the next aisle* there's more soup!

Zoe (phone): what do you mean there's more soup!?

(Y/n); there's just more soup!

Zoe (phone): go into the next aisle!

(Y/n): there's still soup!

Zoe (phone): where are you right now?!

(Y/n): I'm at Soup!

Zoe (phone): what do mean you're at Soup?!

(Y/n): I mean I'm at Soup!

Zoe (phone): what store are you in!?

(Y/n): I'm at the soup store!!

Zoe (phone): WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!

(Y/n): FUCK YOU!! *hangs up the call but texts saying she'll be there in 10*

And with that I hang up the call and go to checkout and pay for the soup gaining a free t-shirt from a special that the store was doing

(Y/n): now to change tops and get all this soup home

I make my way into an alleyway and out of praying eyes and open up a portal and see R2D2 waiting for me

(Y/n): hey R2 *hands R2 the bag of canned soup and takes off her top* man, Zoe didn't have to yell at over the phone... just thinking about it is getting me horny *R2 beeps and whistles* I know I'm acting like TheCrimsonFucker, but seriously why over the phone? *puts on the new shirt* hey R2, you wouldn't happen to have a mirror on hand, would you?

R2 whistles and beeps once again as they roll off out of sight for a bit then comes back with Commander Nice who's holding a mirror

Droid#69: here you go General

I take a good look in the mirror and smirk at the shirt knowing damn well that what it's saying is absolutely true