baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: i bought a kayak
victoria: and uhm i kinda need help with getting it into my car
italian stallion: Where are you? Me and Aaron are together so we will be there soon.
victoria: i'll send it to you🙏🙏
derek: why did you buy a kayak
victoria: bc i wanted to duh
victoria: i'm standing by my car like 🧍♀️🛶 rn
pest: That's a cano.
victoria: ik they don't have a kayak emoji 🙄
elle: V are you not hungover😭
victoria: i have a tiny headache
victoria: did some grocery shopping bought a kayak going home and going to sleep
10 minutes later
dilf: Uh why is-
victoria: don't say anything or i will actually kill my self
italian stallion: Our lips are sealed
victoria: good:)
milf: dude emily is still asleep bro it's 2 pm
victoria: i kinda forgot she went home w u
victoria: what did y'all do last night🤨
milf: sleep
derek: like we actually believe u
pest: Last night when i was over there Wills stuff was getting put into boxes!
milf: SPENCER.
victoria: idk guys im gonna forguve spencer for everything he's said if he keeps acting like this🧍♀️
pest: I won't forgive you.
victoria: fuck u
victoria: don't even respond to that cause ik what ur gonna say🙄🙄
milf eater: let me borrow ur paddle thingy so i can kill someone w it
victoria: omg we can put the body in the lake
milf: no body no crime
elle: featuring the BAU
garcia: good thing my daddy made me get my boating license when i was 15🥳
victoria: and i've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene 😉
garcia: good thing estes sisters gonna swear she was w me
victoria: SHE WAS W ME DUDE
dilf: Um
victoria: i'll put it on in your truck before you leave 🙄
derek: damn your still putting the kayak in your car
victoria: no they had to put it in hotchs truck then rossi took us out to lunch
derek: where is my invite hello?
victoria: you literally didn't help me
derek: i didn't feel like driving
milf eater: bye😭
