baddies of the BAU😻
elle: does anyone know where vicky is?
victoria: bathroom
victoria; those burritos messed me up
victoria: i fucking hate locals making me eat nasty food
elle: oh well we are leaving to go back to the hotel then going to the plane
victoria: give me two minutes
thong wearer: are you throwing up or shitting
victoria: both.
victoria: i'm dying
5 hrs later
dilf: Hey guys, i just got told that the FBI gala is gonna be in two weeks. We are all going to it. Please dress nice and make sure you don't embarrass me or the BAU.
victoria: FUCK
elle: do we have to go?
dilf: Yes, i'm sorry Strauss wants you guys to go.
victoria: ugh.
victoria; i have nothing to wear
victoria; plus i'm kinda broke rn
victoria: me and spence js bought a house and we are decorating it and trying to fill all the rooms
italian stallion: How much do you need?
victoria: rossi i'm not taking ur money
italian stallion: Yeah you are, tell me when your home we are going shopping.
victoria; fine
victoria: hotch look at my text
dilf: I will help you, maybe dave can come too.
victoria: great idea rossi my house this saturday we need your help bring my mom so i have someone to hang out with
italian stallion: Got it.
milf eater; GUYS ME AND JJ HAVE GOOD NEWS.
milf: WE HAVE A SURROGATE FOR OUR BABY.
victoria: JJ OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT THUS KEANS!
milf: IM HAVING A BABY AGAIN AHHH
victoria: i'm crying this is so sweet
elle: ANOTHER ONE ARENT YOU GOOD W ONE?
milf: me and em wanted a baby of our own
milf: we've been deciding who to have as our surrogate from like months
victoria: did you pick the one you sent me and elle
elle: he was hot
victoria: real good genes
elle: i would've scooped him right up fr
thong wearer; HELLO IM RIGHT HERE
elle; it's a joke derek
elle: now get dressed me and you are going out
thing wearer: yes ma'am
1 hour later
victoria; bruh my mom js told me rossi is basically apart of our family
victoria: bc i didn't tell him one little important thing
lover boy; To be fair I thought your mom was gonna tell.
victoria: same she has a loud mouth
italian stallion: Victoria she's right next to me you know.
victoria: she's looking the opposite direction rossi
victoria: OMG CAN I CALL YOU DAVID OR DAVE NOW?
victoria: nvm i don't like it i said it out loud
elle: did you find a dress vicky?
victoria; yes i did
victoria: i have a pic let me send to girls gc rq
jj: u look stunning
garcia: ur lit glowing 😩
victoria: guys i don't think you understand how fucking hungry i am rn
victoria: i am going to go feral in this restaurant
1 hour later
victoria: plot twist i ordered more food than i could eat
victoria: luckily rossi paid for it
victoria: and i got food to take home
victoria: i don't have to cook tmr
victoria: guys i finished decorating and honestly i feel great about this house
garcia: GIVE A TOURRR
victoria: ong guys group face time
milf eater: img joining rn
elle: me and derek are at the club but i'll still join
elle: i may or may not be drunk asf
victoria: ugh lucky i have a lot of restrictions on my diet and one of them is that i can't drink alcohol
victoria: maybe it will cure me
victoria; if i'm not cured after i loose at least 8 pound then ima kms
victoria; JK I DONT NEED HOTCH ON MY ASS
victoria: or anyone else
victoria: anyways group facetime!
